"Karma... Why are you taking me to a fancy restaurant?"
"To eat fancy food, duh." He pulls my hair back, pinning it behind my ear.
"Well why am I in a fancy dress?"
"Because it's a fancy restaurant. Hair tie." He holds out his hand. I place the band in his palm.
"Why do we need to eat fancy food?"
"Because I like it. And I'm paying so shut up." He tightens the bun before helping me up.
"Wait, fancy shoes? Why am I the only one dressing up?" He lifts me up and sets me down into a pair of heels.
"Because I haven't had time to put on my tux yet. Just fix the shoes, I'll be down in a sec." he walks of with the biggest smirk on his face.
-/-/-
"Did you seriously get someone to drive us to a restaurant? It's like... five minutes away, walking."
"Did you want to walk in those shoes?" He lays his arms on the back of our seats, one hand resting on my shoulder.
"No... remind me why I'm with you and we didn't get take out."
"Who goes to a nice place alone? I wanted you to have the whole 'experience'." He smiles, scooting closer to me.
"Oh. Thanks I guess..."
"That's right. Be thankful." He rolls his eyes and leans back, supporting his head with his hands.
"You're an idiot." I giggle.
-/-/-
"Okay, we're here." Karma claps, making me snap towards him.
"Wait. Are we on an assignment? Is our target here." I reach into my purse, felling around for the fimilier cold metal. Why wouldn't he tell me before?
"No, Nagi, this isn't another assasination. Boss gave us a month of break, remember?" Oh yea. When will this month be over though?
"Right." He opens the car, holding out a hand to let me out as well.
"Leave the knife in your purse. It's suspicious." He whispers as he opens the restaurant door.
"S-sorry!" I push it desperately to the bottom and zip the bag.
"It's fine. Relax." He puts an arm around me. I just stare at me feet. "Table for two. Under Akabane." Geez. Is everything about killing to me? Am I one of those assassins? Oh I hope not. Then even Karma would be more sane than me. That'll be the day. "Sit down. You look like the floor is the most incredible thing right now."
"Eh?!" Shit, that was loud! Oh no people are looking!
"Calm down. It's alright." I soft hand guides my chin back to its owners face. "You're so scared. It's not like we're being targeted. Just look at the menu, I'll be right back." I nod and he walks off, patting my head as he passes me. Okay, menu.menu..menu! There. Wait. Why are there candles? And roses? Was the room this dim when we walked in? Yeesh, this looks like something out of a romance movie.
"I'm back. Did you miss me?" The redhead whispers to me.
"Yes!" What did he ask? Oh shi-
"Wow. I was gone for two seconds how hard was it being without me?" He smirks and glances at the menu in front of him, ignoring to set up of the table.
"I-I didn't mean-!"
"I know. I just like messing with you." He winks. Shit I'm blushing. Why am I blushing? Fuck. Shit! Damn iiit! God this is embarrassing. Stop enjoying this you sadistic fuck.
"What can I get you love birds?" Love birds?!! This isn't a date! Oh Karma will correct her.
"A number seven for me. What about you, love?" He gestures to the menu.
"O-oh th-the same thing please."
"It's a steak, Nagi."
"O-oh... just a salad will be fine." I fluster, handing the giggling waitress my menu.
"You didn't even look at it, did you?" He holds back laughter.
"No." I sigh. "Why the hell didn't you tell her she messed up?"
"...She didn't." He tilts his head in confusion.
"She said we were on a date." I give him a pointed look.
"This is a date."
"What." My eyes go wide. This... this is a date. I'm on a date. Does that mean we're dating? Oh my god we're dating. I'm dating Karma Akabane. Oh my fuck. IM DATING KARMA?!
"We're on a date. It isn't an assassination, what else would it be?"
"I-I didn't think you would like me..."
"Don't be so red. And, helloo? Have you been paying attention these past five years?" He chuckles as our plates are set in front of us.
"I guess I haven't."
Behind the scenes of Karma's master plan~
(This is set a few minutes ago)
"I bet you a hundred yen Karma will kiss him first." Kayano walks to the spy spot where Rio and Miahara were already waiting and pulls off her wig.
"Nah, have you seen Nagisa when he's with him? It's like a little blue bag of mixed feelings and confusion. He's gonna pounce on Karma the second they're alone." Rio points out.
"Have fun with that, chauffeur. You'll have to deal with the sexual tension all the way to karma's place. Just gimme their order, and keep me updated."
"Okay, be right back." Kayano fixes her wig again.
"Wait, Karma's coming over. Did we fuck something up?" Rio starts thinking. They did everything he asked, to the letter.
"Hey guys. I guess I just wanted to say thanks. I really needed the help for this plan to work." Karma smiles at the three.
"No problem lover boy. We've been trying to push you together for years." Rio winks. "Now get back over there!" She pushes him. He waves back as he walks off.
"I thought I'd be dead before they realized they loved each other." Miahara sighs.
"Well I want Nagisa to be happy as soon as possible so I'll go get their orders."
"Rodger!"
A/n IM SORRY! ITS BEEN FIVE DAYS OML! I JUST THREW THIS ONE TOGETHER TODAY BECAUSE I NEEDED AN UPDATE AND THE OTHERS ARENT READY IM SORRYYYYYY! I SWEAR IM WORKING ON THM IVE JUST BEEN BUSY!
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