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Top 9 b*llsh*t break-up lines

  1. "I'm sorry." 

-Laging ito yung panimula eh. So ganon nagsisisi ka na naging tayo damuho ka?!! 

2. "It's not you, it's me." 

-Sinong niloko mo? Malamang ikaw talaga! 

3. "I need space. I need to find myself." 

-Soul searching your face! Sali ka sa soul society ! 

4. "I don't think I'm ready for a relationship." 

-So ano yung sa atin? Practice lang, ganon? 

5. " I never meant any of this to happen." 

-Paboritong linya ng mga cheater. Ano nga po ulit yun? Hindi mo po intensyon na manloko? So destiny mo, ganon? 

6. "I have to let you go." 

-Don't state the obvious. 

7. "Don't cry." 

-May nakakatawa ba? Dapat ba akong mag-paparty? 

8. "I hope we can still be friends." 

-Anu daw??

 9. "You deserve better." 

-Hindi ba puwedeng ikaw na lang? Ikaw nga si Best eh. 

PS: Pero ito --> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . This is the worst way to end a relationship. Pucha ni-ha ni-ho, wala? Mesheket po. 

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