Randomness And Pie

Hogwarts

So I was talking with my friend ShylyAngelic about Harry Potter (you know like you do) and did some thinking about the houses and what they stand for. Now I'm a Hufflepuff (and ShylyAngelic is a Slytherin) but before I figured this out I often wondered what house I would be in. So for all those peoples out there that don't know what they would be placed as here is TheFifthZilro's guide to Hogwarts House Placing.

Gryffindor- Gryffindors like courage. They take those that are brave. I read somewhere that anyone in Gryffindor could be placed in one of the other houses because anyone can choose to be brave. I think its more like you need to ask to be Gryffindor because it shows you're brave enough to ask an authority figure than you're brave enough to be in Gryffindor. So if you like talking back to authority and can make phone calls without freaking out than Gryffindor is the place for you (DO YOU HEAR THAT POTTERMORE I'M NOT IN GRYFFINDOR GODDAMNIT)

Ravenclaw- It is pretty obvious that Ravenclaws like knowledge. When faced with a problem they balance the choices and figure out which choice is right. They don't ever go with their gut. They hate problems that have no right answer. They only ever rebel if they think its what's best. Different Ravenclaws have different moral judgements, some Ravenclaws do what they think is best for the people (and make all their decisions with that in mind) while some only care for themselves. Never argue with a Ravenclaw, they will argue for what they think is right and only after giving it a lot of thought so unless you have some new, scientifically proven facts then there is no point in arguing with a Ravenclaw. You belong to this house if you like puzzles, riddles and books.

Hufflepuff- Hufflepuffs stand for loyalty. While some see Hufflepuffs as the cinnamon roll house, make no mistake; if you hurt their friends, they will end you. Their animal is a badger for a reason. Badgers are usually pretty cool unless you bother them then they bite you and do not let go. Their jaws are made so they can't be dislocated so they won't let go until they bite some of your flesh off. Badgers are omnivores so they can eat said flesh. Hufflepuffs will stand for what they believe in which make it really hard to change a Hufflepuff's mind. They work hard on stuff they like but won't spend time worrying about stuff they don't. If you like ending all those who hurt your family and friends then Hufflepuff is the house for you.

Slytherin- Ah, the Slytherin house. Most known for power hungry weirdos, you might find it odd that Slytherins don't really stand for power. They stand for respect. They want respect, that's all they ask for. If you remember in one of the books (I think its the 5th) we go into one of Snape's least favorite memories. This is the time James (Potter) humiliates him in front everybody. Everyone laughs and this shows why Snape hates James, its because he didn't respect him. Now there are different kinds of respect. There's the all-powerful-bow-down-to-me type, which is what he-who-should-not-be-named wanted, and then there's the just normal, I don't hate you and I think you're pretty cool and I look up to- type of respect. Slytherins are most attracted to those who they think have done something respect-worthy. You belong here if you like respect and snakes.

Alright, that about covers it. Vote and comment what your house is in the comments. If you see any spelling mistakes comment cause I'll want to fix those. I'm thinking of doing a one-shot, should I do it in this book or make a new one-shot book? Byeeeeeee