The Blonds are either 1. Bad, 2. Dumb, or 3. Bimbo.
Example: She put on lipstick. She went over to me with her curly blonde hair. "Have a boyfriend?" she laughed along with her minions.
WHY THIS IS ANNOYING: Okay I am not a blonde. But like 95% of my friends are. They are all nice and sweet. So that is why the BAD is out. Bimbo is also out. None of them is obsessed with boys or clothes. They also don't wear makeup. Well... not a lot. Like, what do you expect?! We are too young to be wearing makeup. And why dumb? I know a lot of people who are smart and blonde.
How to fix this: Okay. Now here a good idea. Dyed hair, brown, red, orange. Any can do. Evil blondes, dumb blondes, and bimbo blondes don't sound right. Blondes agree, right? Right.
Dedicated to JaneConquestBackup.
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