100 book cliches {Completed}

Contest for 1M

Okay so this idea is from SHADOWEDSCHUYLER

They are lit. Go follow them.

You know how I been telling you "hey don't do this don't do that" and In all just told you all the cliches to not do? Ever?

Well throw that all out the window because this is a contest to see who can do the most cliches.

Let me explain.

So I want you guys (still haven't found a name lmao ) to write THE clichest (is that a word) book ever. I don't really know the prize for this. Maybe a shout out in my bio? Idk

But the funnier the better. I sure love my comedies ;)

But I also don't have a due date but I do have a few requirements

1. I don't want to be seeing the devil's tango. Not in my Christian server.

2. I guess you can use the hashtag #pancreakslettuce because that's what came in my mind lmao.

3. You don't have to do this. I thought it was just a good idea.

4. The more cliche the better.

Okay go ahead and be creative my readers.
I mean DONT be creative.

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