(Private texts between ally and Melanie)
Crybaby: Ally.. can we talk?
Allysus: sure! Bout what?
Crybaby: well we've known each other for awhile now and we constantly flirt and act like a couple, and well I'm just trynna ask, what are we?
DinahJ: we are farmers bum-budam-budum-bum-bum
DinahJ: ahhh I'm just playing but srsly, d8 😏😏
Allysus: dinah Jane Hansen!!
DinahJ: oh shit, that's ma' cue
"DinahJ" has now left the chat
Allysus: I have no idea how she does that
Allysus: but anyways, I don't know what we are Melanie. I mean I'm just as confused about us as you are
Crybaby: I know 🙄 it's just I really like you ally and it sucks cause you live in Texas and I live in Miami
Allysus: but does distance really matter when you love someone?
Allysus: I mean look at dinah and mani they're perfect together and they live really far apart
Crybaby: wait you love me?
Allysus: I think so
Allysus: don't you love me?
Crybaby: well of course I do
Crybaby: I've never really felt this way about anyone
Allysus: I have, and it hasn't really ended well for me. I always end up getting cheated on Melanie, and I don't wanna get hurt anymore.
Crybaby: ally I don't know how it'll end if we give this a try, but my intentions are not to hurt you.
Allysus: ...
Allysus: pinky promise?
Crybaby: yes I pinky promise
Allysus: then what now?
Bigdaddycamzi: DATE YOU DAMN COMPLICATED ASS LESBIANS
Allysus: BITCHHHHHH GET OUT!!!!
Crybaby: dammit Camila you're a lesbian too
Bigdaddycamzi: but im also a lesbian guru 😏😏
LaurenJ: more like a pleasuring guru
Allysus: SINFUL ASS KIDS
"Allysus" removed "Bigdaddycamzi" and "LaurenJ" from the chat.
Allysus: now, as I was saying, what now?
Crybaby: allyson Brooke Hernandez, will you be my girlfriend?
Allysus: no
Allysus: ahhh I'm just kidding, of course 💗💗
