Canola: bananaCanola: such a simple word yet so many meanings
Canola: I love banana's
Canola: why are bananas yellow tho?
Canola: like what if they were pink?
Canola: or red?
Canola: if bananas were a different color would they still be called bananas?
Canola: or would they be called something else?
Canola: I wonder who came up with the names of fruits
Canola: like someone just looked at an apple and was like "lmao apple"
Canola: whoever came up with the name "orange" for oranges was lazy af
Canola: lol what if an apple was just called red
Canola: like "I'm eating a red rn brb"
Allysus: ITS 2 AM GO TO SLEEP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE CUNT
Canola: ... but I have so many questions ..
DinahJ: I have a question
Canola: what's your question?
DinahJ: why tf didn't Alejandro pull out?🙃🙃🙃
Canola: geez, someone's a little cranky, do you need a banana?
Crybaby: WE DONT NEED BANANAS WE NEED SLEEP
NormaniK: I fucking hate all of you sfm all I ask for is at least 8 hours of sleep. But no, Mani can never have what she wants.
Canola: MANIIIIIIIIIIII
Canola: why are bananas yellow?
NormaniK: why tf are you so annoying? Why don't you think about that for awhile?
Canola: ... do you need a banana too?
LaurenJ: camz you know I fucking love you so I'm only doing this out of love
Canola: doing what?
LaurenJ: if you don't shut the fuck up, I will break up with you
Canola: the contract you signed doesn't allow that
LaurenJ: I didn't sign a contract wtf
Canola: remember when I asked you to sign a school packet for me?
LaurenJ: WTF CAMILA YOU MADE ME SIGN A CONTRACT SAYING THAT I CAN NEVER BREAK UP WITH YOU?????
Canola: yes lol, love you baby goodnight😘
DinahJ: and it was in this moment Lauren knew she fucked up
Allysus: Dinah I stg if you start narrating again I will beat the living shit out of you with a bible.