Chapter 55: WoodNickMania 2016 Part 01

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After long discussion's, it was time for Drake to fight Legoom. Unknown to Drake is that Legoom spent his whole life wrestling. He never lost.

Drake shrugged,"So are we gonna do this or-" "Hit Legoom's music," Legoom said. Suddenly loud guitar music surrounded the battlefield. "Drake, you think that just because you're the prince of all Blood Dragons, you're the best there is at what you do," Legoom said. "Well let Legoom tell you something brother. You ain't no wolverine, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a five time champion."

"Champion of what?" Drake asked. "This fight right here is going to be a fricken pool of excitement, amigo's," Joseph stated. "You can just feel the intensity," Bruno agreed. "Who are you talking to?" Drake asked. "The audience," Bruno answered. "We're doing commentary sinor," Joseph explained.

"You see Drake, you sit there and brag about how the Blood Dragons are the strongest vampires in the entire planet," Legoom explained. "How they are more superior than others, but look at where they are now, dead. You talk about your legends, and your vampire race, and your pride, but that doesn't mean a damn thing to this man. Because the name's Legoom, it rhymes with doom, and you're gonna be bruising all to soon."

Drake didn't feel scared from his speech, so he decided to set him straight. "Wrestling's fake," Drake said. The entire audience boo'd at him at what he stated. "Oh go to hell all of you, and if it means getting this damn thing over with, then I'm just going to have to kill your ass," Drake said. "Now hit my music."

Drake heard the music and it was actually rap. "Oh the f*** with this," Drake said. Drake darted toward Legoom, then punched him sending him flying near a rock. Then Drake gathered radiant energy to destroy him. "SUCK IT, BRONY," Drake shouted, then blasted him.

After that, a fog appeared. "Well everything went better than I expected," Drake said. "You talking more smack Drake?" Legoom appeared from the fog. "What how could you possibly get up after a hit like that?" Drake asked. "Silly Drake, the only thing Legoom sells is merchandise," Legoom answered.

"Hey Bruno, I'll bet you Legoom doesn't even love a body," Joseph said. "Please, you already owe me a Dark soda from our last bet," Bruno said. "Well you still owe me a Dark burger from the one before that," Joseph said.

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