Citizen Vampire 2: The Prince Returns.

Chapter 103: Jokes In General

As Valerie's butt caught on fire, Vurachu smiled. "How does the heat feel reptile?" Vurachu asked. "MY ASS IS FLAMING," Valerie shouted. "I miss Caesar," Vurachu said.

As Valerie's butt cooled off, she landed on the mountain, after it erupted. "Wow that was close," Valerie said. "I was almost out of the frying pan, and into the lava." "How do you function?" Vurachu asked. "Hey, I'm just like every other girl," Valerie answered. "I pay mortgage one weight at a time." "I'm going to drown you," Vurachu said. "I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies." "Why would you drown puppies?" Valerie asked. "Because they're cute, and cuddly," Vurachu answered. "Are you trying to threaten me with language?" Valerie asked.

Vurachu then punched Valerie, until she landed into the lake. In order to breathe, Valerie held her breath. "Wow he's strong," Valerie thought. "I need to know how to defeat him. Wait, he can't detect my energy. That's it." Valerie made two large darkness balls, in order to distract Vurachu. "This is the second best idea I ever had," Valerie thought. "Second was the vegetarian baconwich. A BLT sandwich with lettuce, instead of bread."

"Come now, I've waited long enough," Vurachu said. "I know this is something new to you reptile, but it's called a bath." "Go my children," Valerie thought. One of the balls missed Vurachu. "That's distracting," Vurachu said. Then the other ball missed him. "And that's just annoyingly distracting," Vurachu said. Then Valerie kicked face landing him near the mountain. "About time someone kicked you to the curb," Valerie said. "Nice work brain."

After getting up, Vurachu got the dust out of his ears. Valerie landed in front of him. "You're a cheeky little reptile what with your silly martial arts," Vurachu said. "But do you know what the difference between us is. You can punch a board, and it'll break in half. I can punch a board, and wipe out it's entire species."

"But can you block?" Valerie asked. Vurachu didn't answer. "I'd like you meet a friend of mine," Vurachu said. "A friend, is he nice?" Valerie asked. "Rock solid," Vurachu said. A large piece of stone rouse from the ground. "Filthy reptile, meet General mountain," Vurachu said. "Hey General mountain," Valerie said. "My name's Valerie." Then Vurachu threw the mountain at Valerie.

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