Citizen Vampire 2: The Prince Returns.

Chapter 67: Speed Discussion.

After Valerie was finished, Joseph and Bruno had to figure out how to defeat her. "Okay, this is just stupid," Joseph said. "Calm down, we need to come up with a plan," Bruno explained. "Listen, if you use your Smacker Ball on her, I can rush her the moment she tries to dodge. She might be fast, but she's not faster than the fastest guy in the universe."

"Okay, sinor we need to talk," Joseph explained. "About this whole "Fastest In The Universe" thing. First off, the capitano's got a higher strength level than you." "Yeah, so?" Bruno asked. "Well correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher strength level means she's faster, si?" Joseph explained. "Okay well, maybe," Bruno stated. "And Son Vurachu's got a higher strength level than all of us," Joseph explained. "Okay, that's just not fair," Bruno stated.

"And, now that you think about it," Joseph explained. "Asera can stop time, so that technically makes her faster than-" "NO, NO, NO, OKAY," Bruno snapped. "I AM NOT SLOWER, THAN F***ING ASERA." "Bruno, calm down," Joseph said. "NO SHUT UP," Bruno shouted. "YOU SHUT YOUR STUPID BLUE FACE. OH DON'T WORRY SINOR, YOU'RE JUST SLOWER THAN ASERA."

"I wonder if there's a Denny's in this kingdom," Valerie thought. "I could really go for a Double Stacker." "You just don't know what it's like," Bruno said. "Everyone has something special, I don't. What am I, the big, green haired, biker guy. That's all I've got. That's all I've got." "Jeez sinor, I'm sorry," Joseph said. "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"I just want to be special," Bruno said. "Something to call my own you know?" "Sinor, you do have something special," Joseph explained. "You're my amigo." "Ah dude," Bruno said. "No really," Joseph explained. "Remember when I needed to move my piano into my apartment, and Legoom was too busy with his match and Asera, well she was Asera, but you, you got those black and white keys up those high flights in no time at all. You're my best amigo."

"Thanks Joseph, you're my best friend, too," Bruno said. "Say, after all this is over, what do you say we head off to Vampiez and just have a grand time." "Sounds good, sinor," Joseph accepted. "But remember, you still owe me that Dark Soda," Bruno said. "You're right I do," Joseph said. "Now let's take this bitch-" Valerie then launched and punched Bruno completely in the face, killing him completely.

"Say, do you know where there's a Denny's around here?" Valerie asked. "BRUNO, NO," Joseph cried. "Butter, that will go great on my double stacker," Valerie said. "You just killed my best amigo," Joseph continued crying. "I'm gonna get the capitano, and she's gonna beat you up. Capitano." Then in misery, Joseph left.

"Well that was fun," Valerie stated. "Now where are the fighters, I really wanna mess up that Vurachu guy." "You've got to be kidding," Drake said. "This is a Super Blood Dragon?" "A super what?" Valerie asked. "Nothing, just forgetting my crushed dreams," Drake answered.

"Valerie, I can't believe you're so strong," Harper said. "Well I did exercise one hundred times normal altitude," Valerie explained. "F******************UCK," Drake snapped. "Man, no wonder you killed them so easily," Harper said. "Harper, I'm not going to kill them," Valerie explained. "They're hardly even a threat." Then in his anger, Drake knee jabbed Bruno, and blasted Legoom.

"Drake, that was not very toracle," Valerie said. "Renegade for life," Drake stated. "If you think that's bad, seriously if you hit them hard enough, you can play a song." Drake gave out an example by knee jabbing Bruno more than once.

"Ha, I don't even know where that's from," Drake said. "I think that was Tetris," Harper explained. "Isn't that what you get, when you hurt yourself with something rusty?" Drake asked. "Nope, that's rabies," Valerie answered. "Actually sis, you can get rabies when you're bitten or hurt by an animal with a disease," Vincent explained. "Silly Vincent, animal's can't kill people," Valerie said. "People kill animals, silly Vincent."

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