"what the hell was that thing" Jak said "that thing has a name" Phoenix said "yea its Kaleb isn't it" Kevin said "your friend at least has the decency to remember someones name, what does that say about you?" Phoenix said "fine Kaleb, what the hell is he?" Jak said "not a he or a she zombies don't have gender" Phoenix said "a zombie!? the fuck are those people thinking it could start some apocalypse" Jak said "hey don't have misconceptions about zombies, Kaleb's a good kid he doesn't wanna hurt anybody he just wants rest" Phoenix said "rest?" Kevin asked "if you died to be brought back to life as a decaying body whats the first thing you would want to do" Phoenix said "i feel bad now" Kevin said "told ya not to watch it" Phoenix said sipping some water. "where is he?" Tracy asked "why you wanna go on a date? he he" Phoenix said "maybe" Tracy said "well somebody read too many fan fics" Phoenix said.
The TV suddenly roared with static "the hell? you took out the VHS right?" Jak said "well looks like somebody wants to talk" Phoenix said staring at the static "what?" Jak said. The static slowly calmed down and changed to a girl typing on a keyboard "damn retro devices, can you hear me?" the girl said "loud and annoying" Phoenix said "are you the one Zeus is looking for a Loric he said" the girl said "aw come on could'nt you end it at "looking for" you need to get when somebody is going by alias" Phoenix said "your name is Loric?" Kevin asked "oh civilians are with you that makes this easier i suppose" the girl said "Zeus says you dislike innocent people getting killed, so come to the coordinates i will relay to you or i will blow up this device most likely killing those guys" she said "what exactly do you want from me at the coordinates" Loric said "well, Zeus says your a threat so we a probably going to kill you" she said.
"why don't i make your job a little easier" Loric said grabbing Jaks gun and putting it to his own head "Zeus said you might do something like that and he said "don't worry about it he doesn't have the balls" i think those words" she said "you seem very polite to be with him" Loric said as he then pulled the trigger putting a 9mm round through his head "oh my god" the girl said. Loric began laughing a picked his bloody head back up "got ya didn't I *cough* anyway where are those coordinates i'm suppose to get" Loric said handing Jak the gun briefly looking at the horrified customers "uh yea ill uh...put them on the screen and we can...do whatever it is Zeus wants to do...um...are you ok?" the girl said "yea i'm fine, you?" Loric said "yea i'm uh...i'm gonna throw up so uh heres your coordinates and theres the bathroom so uh...bye" the girl said as numbers appeared on screen.
