My Dirty Little Secret

|Secret Seventeen: Anteiku|

Alois and Ciel were sitting at their table. The cafe was truly a nice place, it gave off a much more 'proper' vibe as opposed to the day Svante's 'friendly' atmosphere. Ciel didn't mind it, but he did want to know why Haise was here. He already worked with his brothers at Svante, did he really need two jobs? There had to be some other reason for this. 

"He is here for the girl," Alois whispered, pointing to a purple haired waitress. It must have been Haise's day off because he wasn't wearing the uniform, actually, he didn't wear the uniform at Svante either. In fact, out of the three, Kuroken was the only one who actually did his job while wearing the uniform (he was pretty much the only one who did his job too). Shiroken and Haise just did as they pleased. Did that ever get annoying? 

"What is so special about her?" Ciel said, sipping his tea, he always preferred tea over coffee. Vincent told him it was because they were both English noblemen at heart. Whether that was true or not, Ciel didn't care. 

"You really don't understand how love works do you? There doesn't have to be anything special, she just has to be special to him," Alois said taking pictures of the two smiling and laughing together. He was a fanboy, he had to protect his couples, since he didn't have a significant other yet. The two weren't making any progress because neither one of them wanted to confess. It was frustrating for Alois, but he wasn't going to ruin it for them by sticking his nose into things. That was only for certain couples, like Ciel and Sebastian for example.

"Ciel, how are you ever going to survive a relationship with Sebastian, if you don't even know what it is like to love someone?" Alois shook his head, worried for Sebastian more than anything else.

"He won't have to if he dumps him for me instead," then suddenly, an Ash appeared. The guy had been standing nearby for a while, waiting for the perfect time to interrupt. Alois already disliked him, he was a threat to the Sebaciel ship. 'Sebaciel' Alois made a mental note to write that one down. It was the best ship name he'd come up with in a while. Now he just needed one for Vincent and The Undertaker. Vintaker? It didn't really have the same flow to it. Alois made another mental note to work on that one some more. Undercent? Vintage? Yeah, vintage sounded kind of nice. 

"I'm not dumping Sebastian for you, Ash, you aren't anywhere close to my type," Ciel said, picking up his teacup to take another sip.

"What's your type? Red-eyed delinquent?" Ash frowned.

Ciel smiled, "Raven haired, red-eyed delinquent," he corrected. Alois snickered from across the table.

Ash wasn't pleased with this response and decided to get his revenge in some other way. He was a devil in an angel's skin. Ash placed his hand on the table and leaned down, placing his lips on Ciel's. Alois, like any sane person would have done, snapped a lot of pictures. He took some with Ciel's phone too and sent one to Sebastian, for good measure. Alois loved his drama. Plus, Sebastian deserved to know. 

Ciel: (five attachments) I suggest you come down and help your hubby. (this is Alois btw) I'm not the only one taking pictures.

Alois was right, a few others had snapped a picture and some fellow fujoshis squealed, not expecting such a sight to really happen in front of them. Maybe they weren't fujoshis maybe they were just supportive people. He didn't know. He didn't care. What he did care about was the fact that Izaya had just kicked the door open and walked in. 

"I WISH TO FILE A COMPLAINT!" he yelled. The customers didn't seem to care about his entrance. A man, dressed entirely in white, walked out of the backroom to speak to Izaya.

"Excuse me, Sir. Is there something I can help you with?" he asked. 

"Do you see this?" Izaya gestured to Ash. "One of your workers assaulted my son's boyfriend," he complained. How had he known this? Either Alois was great at texting at the speed of light or Izaya had planned the whole thing from the beginning, (a man has to entertain himself somehow). 

The man didn't know how to reply. It didn't help the situation when an angry Sebastian appeared and ran over to the table that Ciel, Ash, and Alois were currently at. He jumped into Ciel's lap and hissed at Ash. The guy stood there, dumbfounded, and didn't know how to respond. Ciel was equally as confused. 

"Uhm, Sebastian?" Ciel tried to speak but Sebastian just glared and shut him up. He wouldn't accept 'no' for an answer. He was going to sit here, like this, and there was nothing Ciel could do about it. So there. 

Ciel puffed out his cheeks angrily, "But I haven't finished my tea yet."

Sebastian picked up the teacup, drank the tea, and kissed Ciel, allowing the tea to slip into his mouth. Sebastian licked Ciel's face, so it wouldn't get sticky from the tea that didn't make it to his mouth. "There, you have nothing to complain about," he said. More girls than before squealed in the cafe and took more pictures (Alois being one of them).

"I propose a challenge," Izaya said to the man..ager? Yeah, he was probably a manager. He looked like one. "My boy here, will duel your boy there in a fight for this boy here," Izaya announced. The fangirls in the back (and Alois) were clapping for this. The manager had no place to refuse. It might go well for the business. 

"Let's talk about this further," was all he could manage to say. Poor guy, this cafe was usually a silent one. Now he had so many strange people to deal with.