My Dirty Little Secret

Secret Fifty-Four: Nyan~

Ciel stood in his bathroom, holding a box, contemplating if he should actually dare to do what he had intended. The house was empty, aside from him. Vincent and The Undertaker had gone to Svante for a Christmas party. Sebastian would be here soon...so he had to decide right this minute.

The eye-patch wearing boy opened the package finally and took out the ears and tail. He would regret this for the rest of his life but at least it would make that cat-obsessed-moron happy. Ciel placed the ears on his head and looked in the mirror, trying to decide if 'nyan' or 'meow' was better. Either one looked the same, he still looked unamused and boring.

Would this really make an impact on Sebastian at all? He was starting to think maybe it wouldn't work as he had hoped. 

Picking up the tail he examined it. There wasn't a strap or anything, how was he supposed to put it on? 

Attached to the tail was a little note and a small bottle:

'Be sure to lube up first before use. lololol c;'

Ciel tilted his head in confusion. 

What?

Wait.

What?

This was supposed to go where? Ciel held the tail and regretted all of his life choices. There was no way that he was going to shove this up and in his hole. How does one even begin such a process?

But...it certainly would be a surprise for Sebastian.

Sighing, Ciel poured some of whatever was in the bottle, onto his hand. It smelled like catnip. Of course, why not, let's just shove some catnip covered fingers up in the bootyhole. That is normal. Perfectly normal. Everyone does that on Tuesdays.

The blue-haired individual let his pants fall to the floor and attempted to do what Sebastian had done to him quite a few times before. It was weird to do it by himself. Ciel blushed, feeling very perverted. Yes, Ciel, because wearing cat ears to seduce Sebastian is the most innocent thing to do.

"This is so not the same," Ciel complained to himself. He soon changed his mind, for the act of slapping cat ears on himself somehow made his body more sensitive to the catnip. His body heated up and he let out a moan. At least he was successful in managing to wear the cat tail.

"Note to self: never do this again," Ciel grumbled. He stripped himself of whatever remained of his clothing and flopped down face first into his bed. Sebastian should be here any moment. If he didn't arrive, Ciel would pretend this whole thing didn't happen and burn the items.

The door opened and Sebastian stood there. Well, guess the ears and tail get to live to see another day. Sebastian stared at Ciel and promptly closed the door, thinking that he was in the wrong place. Realizing that he was in fact, in the Phantomhive manor, he reopened the door.

Ciel was half tempted to run away and hide, total cat behavior, but he was entertained with the fact that Sebastian hadn't moved from his spot. Ciel slid off the bed and smiled, taking a few steps towards Sebastian. The raven-head stood still, this was Ciel, right? This was real life, maybe...

Ciel stretched out both of his arms and slid his hands down Sebastian's chest. He continued to smile as he undid some of the buttons. Admiring Sebastian's well toned body, Ciel nuzzled his head against it, attempting to make some sort of purring noise. 

"Holy hell," Sebastian lost control of his legs and fell to the ground. Ciel hovered over him, rubbing his knee against the lower regions of Sebastian. Ciel smirked, his plan was working quite well.

Ciel licked his lips and continued to strip Sebastian, wondering if the male would ever get back to his senses. Ciel highly doubted that Sebastian would allow him to take full control. He was right, Sebastian didn't stay stunned for long. The raven-head rolled to the side so that he would be the one hovering over Ciel. Sebastian's eyes flickered in the way that Ciel enjoyed so much as the raven-head admired the purple eye, that he rarely ever got the chance to see.

The blue-haired male spread his legs, inviting Sebastian to remove the tail and enter instead. Sebastian grabbed the tail and smirked, admiring Ciel's handiwork. Ciel flinched, trying not to moan as Sebastian moved the tail about. It felt so different when Sebastian did it compared to when he had. Next time he would have to imagine that instead, it would make things much more interesting. No, wrong, Ciel was sure never to do this again. He promised himself not to. Well, who keeps promises anyway?

"Mgnnnh," Ciel panted. He craved Sebastian, side effect from the catnip? Well let's just pretend that catnip can really be so magical. Oh, who am I kidding, catnip is the reason for everything good in this world. Including yaoi. Yes, especially yaoi. Okay, stop imagining two neko-boys doing the do. Bad, Reader-chan. Bad, (or good Reader-chan good, whatever works).

"S-seb-astian," Ciel pleaded, wrapping his arms around Sebastian's neck, "Sebas~tian," Ciel licked Sebastian's lips. The raven-head in turn bit them, causing Ciel's lips to bleed slightly. The taste of blood was appealing, perhaps Sebastian was a vampire in another life. It could happen. Maybe. Possible. Perhaps. Maybe.

Ciel slid his hand down Sebastian and unzipped his pants. He was ready to remove the tail himself if he had to. Sebastian smirked, he kissed Ciel and removed the tail. Ciel moaned into the kiss and Sebastian entered both places at once. Two organs in two holes. Synchronized thrusting, (A/N: It's my life I can write what I want).

Ciel couldn't handle it and released before Sebastian. The white liquid dripped down Sebastian's bare chest.

"Sebastian," Ciel's nails dug into Sebastian's skin as his boyfriend released inside of him. His cat ears fell off as his head lulled to the side. He wasn't a cat anymore but he got what he wanted so everything worked out in the end.

"Merry Christmas."

A/N: this is what happens when I try to write smut (inacatonsie)