My Dirty Little Secret

Secret Forty-Nine: Hot Spring Getaway

"It was really nice of Yuuri to allow us to stay here, free of charge," Izaya smiled, opening the door to the Katsuki family hot spring. 

"'Free of charge'? You didn't blackmail him into this did you?" Shizuo questioned.

"What? Me?!" Izaya gasped, "How could you say such a thing!" 

"You did, didn't you?"

Before Izaya could answer, a cute little chubby woman walked up to him, smiling.

"You must be Orihara-san and Heiwajima-kun!" she held out her hands to take their luggage. The two handed their things over and nodded, taking off their shoes to enter. It was so warm, compared to the chilly breeze of winter air outside. The woman led them to their room. It wasn't very spacious but it had a nice homey feeling to it. 

Izaya and Shizuo both stared at each other, wondering why there were other people's things in here too. Two people appeared behind them, smiling evilly, One hugged Izaya while the other hugged Shizuo. The blonde and the raven-head jumped at the same time, shocked by the sudden contact. 

"Did you think we would let you two come here alone?" a certain lovable katsudon whispered into Izaya's ear.

"How could you leave us in America like that! We were supposed to travel together! Like an adorable little double-date married couples vacation!" Victor pouted, resting his head on Shizuo's shoulder.

"Guess we won't be doing anything naughty Shizu-chan," Izaya chuckled patting Yuuri's head.

"Well, I mean, you can if you want to, but, we won't let you have any fun alone," Victor winked.

"Oh ho? Are you suggested what I think you're suggesting Victor?" Izaya wiggled his eyebrows and smirked.

"You know it.~"

Shizuo tried to push Victor away and instead ended up landing face first into the futon, Victor landing on top of him, crushing him in that death hug, "I guess Shizuo is up for it," he said moving his hand down to grasp that fine ass. Shizuo gritted his teeth, wanting so bad to beat the living daylights out of Victor right now.

Izaya fled from Yuuri's hug and clambered on top of Victor, adding to the pile of hugging. The raven-head tickled Victor as punishment for molesting his husband. The grey-haired male burst into a fit of laughter, releasing his grasp on Shizuo, but the blonde couldn't flee with the weight of two men on him. (A/N: if you know what I mean *insert Lenny face here*)

Yuuri joined the pile, tickling Izaya. The war continued between the four, Shizuo joining because he was so annoyed. Yuuri was the first to give in, collapsing on top of Izaya, completely wiped out. His glasses slid off of his face and he sighed deeply. 

"The little katsudon is so tired," Izaya smiled, finding glasses-less Yuuri sexy as always. Victor picked up his husband and walked out of the room, heading towards the hot spring. 

"Do you want to join them?" Izaya asked, watching the two leave.

"I've had quite enough of them," Shizuo grumbled, his purple sunglasses on his face crookedly. Izaya laughed, taking them off and ruffling Shizuo's blonde hair.

"You can stay here if you want," Izaya said getting up. The blonde puffed out his cheeks and grabbed Izaya's hand.

Izaya looked down at him, "Shizu-chan, don't tell me your jealous of Vic-chan..." he grinned mischievously. 

"Why do you keep calling me that? It's annoying..." Shizuo huffed, "like I've been demoted."

"That's a lie, you wouldn't be blushing if you thought that...it's just embarrassing, isn't it? Shizu-chan," Izaya giggled at Shizuo's response. The blonde let go of his hand and grumbled to himself quietly. Some vacation. Izaya went on his way, Shizuo following behind him, not allowing him to get naked without any protection. It wasn't like he wanted to take a bath with Izaya or anything like that, of course not, he didn't need to see Izaya's naked body in a hot spring atmosphere. Nope. Not at all. Especially not with that idiot couple. He would much prefer it if they were alone.

The two stripped down, Shizuo constantly trying to glance at his husband. Sure, he has seen that body tons of times, but dayum, it was still sexy.

The cold air nipped at them. Izaya shivered, "so cold," before stepping into the bath, "so warm," he smiled sinking down into the water. He blew out his mouth to create bubbles, for no reason in particular. Victor and Yuuri were splashing water at each other and laughing like children, until they noticed the married couple. Victor whistled at Shizuo's body, fully exposed.

"Are you just going to stand there and let me memorize that fine body of yours?" Victor teased. Shizuo gritted his teeth and got into the hot spring, next to Izaya. He glared at Victor.

"Waaaaah," Victor hugged Yuuri, "he hates me Yuuri! What did I do?"

"He doesn't hate you Vic-chan," Izaya giggled. Shizuo glared at his husband, hoping to assure him he did actually hate the guy.

"Don't look at me like that Shizu-chan," Izaya pouted. 

"Don't call me that," Shizuo growled.

"Or what?"

"I'll start calling you 'Izachi'," Shizuo threatened. Izaya blushed bright red and sunk back into the water, angrily making bubbles, trying to hide his red face. Shizuo, satisfied with this reaction, smirked.

"They are so cute," Yuuri whispered to Victor.

"I totally agree," Victor whispered to Yuuri.

"Do you think Izaya is the one more likely to snuggle at night?" Yuuri continued whispering.

"No no, definitely Shizuo," Victor replied.

"Well we get to see how it happens first hand tonight," the couple hi-fived, so happy they decided to ruin the vacation of these two.

"AAAHHHH!" Izaya screamed, standing up and ruffling his own hair, "I can't take it! I'll just have to deal with your weird nickname!" he decided, pointing to Shizuo.

"Izachi," Shizuo said. Izaya's blush remained, Shizuo couldn't tell if it was because of the heat of the spring, or because he was embarrassed, so he just repeated himself, "Izachi," the blush got worse and Izaya huffed angrily.

"Shizu-chan! You're so mean!" he complained. The blonde just stared at Izaya. He enjoyed the beads of water sliding down his slender body. Hopefully Izaya would stay above water a little longer.

"I really want to call him 'Izachi' now but if I do Shizuo will slaughter me, for sure," Victor pouted. Yuuri smiled, patting his husband's head.

"I would prefer if you stayed alive. Thank you very much so don't go attempting dangerous things like that."

"But Yuuri..."

"But nothing."

A/N: I didn't update for like a whole day or so. Did ya miss me? Miss my lovely daily updates?

Reader-Senpai: No. Not really. I've got other fics.

*cries* I see how it is

Btw, I'm thinking of doing Christmas special chapters, Riren is a definite yes, but if there is another couple feel free to ask.

Reader-Senpai: How about some actual fudgin' Sebaciel. What did you think I came here for? If you wanted to write a crossover fic, why not LABEL THAT CLEARLY ON THE SYNOPSIS. *flips table*

*backs into the corner crying and running away*

I'VE FAILED THIS CITY