My Dirty Little Secret

Secret Eighty: Uhm, I Know You're 'Black Cat' But...This is Just Weird Now...

Name: Train Hartnet.

Nickname: Black Cat

Talent: Annoying the hell out of Ciel Phantomhive.

Train hadn't left the manor since the day he first arrived. He has been carefully watching every move that Ciel has made. Even when the blue-haired boy is in school, Train has been watching (via cameras, but still watching). It has gotten to be very tiresome for the young Phantomhive. He can't do anything without the male on his tail.

What Ciel has noticed though, is that the guy's nickname really does suit him. Everyday Ciel notices something else to make him more like a 'cat.'

He eats like a cat. He only eating fish and/or fish-related foods. He drinks only milk and is very picky about the brand and type. Ciel has to specially buy glass bottles for this nuisance, he might as well have taken a kitten off the street at this rate, in fact, that might have actually been more pleasing.

He sleeps like a cat. Ciel will often find him in the strangest positions and in the strangest places. Sometimes he has to go searching for the guy just to see if he is still in the manor.

He behaves like a cat. The man acts like he owns the place, wandering around without a care in the world. Well, that is, when he isn't stalking Ciel or ordering Ciel to tend to one of his needs. Train is also known to hate baths, showers, and anything related to the 2 Hydrogen 1 Oxygen ratio.

It is safe to say, that Ciel was certain this man might actually be a cat. There were so many signs, so many clues, the gods must be testing him in some way. Train Hartnet, had to be a cat. With a weakness to catnip and an obsession to chase red lazer-pointers, how could he not be such an animal?

So that morning, when Ciel woke up from a very long dream, to find a black cat lying on his stomach, one could only assume that he would think the worst...

Ciel stared at the animal in disbelief, questioning its very existence. He blinked his eyes, wiped them, did everything he could to make sure this wasn't a dream. He'd pinched himself so many times that he'd made his arm bruise. The small animal looked at him, almost smiled to mock Ciel. The animal's red eyes shined with amusement as Ciel kept trying to make sense of this.

The blue-haired boy sat up, causing the animal to move from his comfortable position. The cat sat down next to him and stared, albeit ticked off that his human pillow moved.

Ciel picked up the cat and examined it closely, checking all over to make sure it wasn't some sort of prank. When he was satisfied that this was indeed, a real animal, his mouth dropped and he wondered if he should actually voice his concern. Fearing to sound like an idiot, he stared at the cat for some while before speaking.

"Holy hell, Train has turned into an actual black cat!" Ciel announced to his empty room, "Oh God, what do I do? How do I fix this? No, wait, perhaps this is better this way, he is much cuter like this. But wait, I can't just call him 'Train' so what do I call him then? What do I do? Oh why did this have to happen? What kind of sorcery caused this?! Uther Pendragon would have the culprit burned at the stake for this. Merlin, was it you? Oh God, what do I do?!" Ciel kept speaking to himself, asking random questions, trying to collect his thoughts. The cat just stared at him some more, his eyes showed laughter, something Ciel didn't think was very nice.

"You kind of remind me of someone," Ciel tilted his head to the side to try and think of who. The answer was so obvious, the cat reminded him of Sebastian Michaelis. His red eyes and the raven-black hair. This cat was totally have been a spitting image.

"What exactly should I name you though?" he asked himself. Remembering his strange dream from the night before, Ciel decided instantly on the name. You see, in the dream had come across a similar situation. The dream Ciel had been given a cat by Sebastian at a circus of some sort. The dream Ciel also thought that the cat looked like Sebastian and so the name was given 'Miny Master.' No, Ciel does not have a strange fetish, but in this said dream he was indeed the servant to Sebastian and so Sebastian was his 'Master' seeing as to how the dream version of him never called Sebastian by his name, this was the only way dream Ciel could name the cat after the male. Again, no, rest assured Ciel does not have a strange fetish (*cough* *cough* hetotallydoes *cough*)

"Miny Master it is then," Ciel stated. The cat purred to this name, Ciel couldn't understand why but seeing as to how the animal enjoyed being put on a high pedestal, there wasn't much else to be done.

"Ciel, where is the milk? Didn't you get any yesterday?" Train opened the door to Ciel's room and noticed the cat. Ciel, stared at Train confused, then looked at the cat and back to Train. Feeling like an idiot, he placed the cat on the floor and stood up.

"It should be there, let me look," he said, ignoring how stupid he was, "by the way, do you know where that cat came from?" 

Train and the cat followed Ciel to the kitchen and they both waited earnestly for some milk, "I think it is the same stray that hung out with me before, in that place Phantom found me. Is he going to stay with us from now on?" Train asked, like the idea was completely normal this man wouldn't ever leave the Phantomhive manor.

Ciel nodded, he got attached to things easily, and his dream made it harder for him to abandon this animal, "we are definitely keeping the little guy. I don't care what my father says when he gets back," Ciel looked to the newspaper with the article on the house that his father burned, "that is, if he gets back."

"Don't worry Ciel," Train said, "I'm sure he will come back to see you, at least once, so you can know that he is alive."

"Meow," said Miny Master in agreement, or what Ciel thought was agreement, it could have just been a complaint about not getting any milk yet.

"I don't want him to come back if he isn't going to stay," Ciel sighed, "I want to live like we used to. Things were much simpler at those times."

"I'm sure everything will work out, probably."

"You are terrible at motivational speeches," Ciel glared, handing Train his milk after pouring some into a bowl for Miny Master.

"Oh I know," Train took a sip, "it's a good thing my job is to kill people, don't you think? I could never deal with people otherwise."

A/N: Guess who's back. Miny Master, that's who.

Reader-Chan: You do know that isn't the way you spell 'mini' right?

*throws a frying pan at reader-chan*

I know what I wrote.

Miny looks cuter than Mini thank you very much. *crosses arms and pouts* 

Besides, I've been writing Miny Master so long, writing Mini Master would just be weird. Right? 

Reader-Senpai: Right.

Thank you Reader-Senpai, someone cares...