If there is a bad thunderstorm, blame Zeus
If there is a hurricane, typhoon, or your boat sank,
Blame Poseidon
If someone you love died, blame Hades
If you failed on your test or you're naturally stupid, blame Athena.
If the sun is too hot, or you play or sing badly on music or you totally hate haikus, blame Apollo
If a pet died, blame Artemis
If there are cow poop all over your place, blame Hera💩
If you hate cereals, blame Demeter
If your gadget broke or you died from fire, blame Hephaestus
If you totally suck at playing God Of War, blame Ares
If your crush did not notice you, or you fell in love with something gross or you're naturally ugly, blame Aphrodite
If you drank too much wine and had been gone crazy,
Blame Dionysius
If your package was delayed, or the internet is slow, blame Hermes.
Warning: If you blame any of the gods, you can be cursed or punished.
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