Salty Jokes

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"Pass the salt"
Nico: Please pass the salt.
Percy: And why should I? Isn't that Will is the one you like? Then go ask him!
Nico: ...Okay, too much salt.
                               ___________
"Salty Sea"
Percy: *waves*
Gaea: *ignores him*
Percy: *tears up* That's why the sea is salty, because the land never waves back...
                              ___________
"Weird Ships"
Percy + Jason = Person
(Do not ship this, we ship Percabeth and Jiper)
Sadie + Walt= Salt

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