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How People Pray To The Gods

I KNOW, ITS STUPID. BUT IM SO BORED SO...

To Zeus:
People mutters to the air or cry out to the clouds, "I'M NOT WORTHY!!!!"

To Hera:
People talks to cows and sacrifices them.

To Poseidon:
People talk to the seaweed, toilet, water, and in the beach.

To Hades:
*pounds into the ground with fist*
Do you wanna build a snowman?

To Aphrodite:
*talks randomly to clothes, chocolates and make up*

To Dionysius:
*already drunk*

To Hermes:
*sends an email*

To Athena:
*goes into the library and mutters randomly to books*

To Apollo:
*looks directly to the sun that they become blind instantly but still prays*

To Artemis:
*talks to wild animals, gets eaten*

To Demeter:
*talks to wheat and looks stupid*

To Ares:
*prays to a gun, knife or bullet, gets arrested for talking
randomly to dangerous weapons*

To Hephaestus:
* looks into the fire, internally praying, gets burned*

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