Comebacks for the seven

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Person: I'm cooler than you...
Leo: That's make me hotter than you.

Person: You're so ugly.
Piper: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

Person: You're so ugly, unlike me I'm like a Barbie doll.
Annabeth: Yeah that's right, you're like a Barbie doll, only you're fake and plastic.

Person: Shrek just called, he wants his face back.
Hazel: Thats why he called YOU.

Person: Wow you are so fat.
Frank: I would like to slap you but that would be animal abuse.

Person: Hey Ugly, how's your day today?
Jason: Great, don't ruin it.

Person: You're so dumb.
Percy: WHAAAAATTTTTTT?????!!!!!!!

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