Me right now:

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Look how the Troll Die-or-Dam (Troll Riordan) affected me.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: I want to be a murderer!

Teacher: ...

My parents: ...

Crush: ...

Voldemort: ...

My pet gerbil: ...

Octavian: ...

The whole world: ....

Another fangirl friend: Don't worry, what she meant is that she wants to be a young adult author...

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