Embarrassing Stories

Too Tight, no?

Story distributed by my friend, Anna, and I have no idea where she got it from. She just sent it like, HERES ANOTHER STORY, BISH.

Yesterday, I was passing by a local department store when I noticed that they were having a discount on jeans. I decided to try on a couple of pairs, as mine were getting kind of old and baggy. I had forgotten my what size I usually wear and the ones I was currently wearing had the tag ripped. So I grabbed a pair of the smallest size (me being a man of small proportions), and charged into the fitting rooms.

As I was trying them on, it became apparent that they were too tight, but I keep at it anyway. After having successfully pulled them all the way up, I realized that they were stuck and it was impossible for me to pull them back down, and the fact that my legs started sweating like crazy made my situation all the more hopeless. About 5 minutes later, still no luck, a girl who works there noticed that something was wrong (probably heard me swearing and panting), and knocked on the door of my cubicle.

At this point I was totally desperate, so I opened the door and informed her about my unfortunate situation. She was very cute (asian, big tits). She let out a giggle, grabbed one of my legs, and proceed to pull the pants from the bottom tip... but without any luck. I could tell she was getting a bit frustrated, so, in an attempt to relieve a little bit of tension, I playfully said: "hey, you trying to get in my pants?". Apparently she didn't like my sense of humor, and gave me an evil stare, which, strangely enough, cause an instant boner.

Couple of minutes later, she calls another guy who works there (mean big black individual), and asks him for help. Needless to say, they were able to pull the demonic pair of jeans out of me, but also dragging my boxers down in the process. So I'm sitting there, with a big silly smile on my face, and a huge boner dangling back and forth.

I was then told to put some pants on and leave the premises immediately.