FANGIRL, corey fogelmanis

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IMESSAGE

CONFUSED LLAMA:
wtf rowan i thought you shipped you and blake, not leo amd blake. are you high?

ROW UR BOAT:
bruh i was confused and i still am

CONFUSED LLAMA:
so is it bleo or browan?

ROW UR BOAT:
what's browan?

CONFUSED LLAMA:
you and blake

CONFUSED LLAMA:
do you want blake to be gay?

ROW UR BOAT:
i mean i ship blake and leo

CONFUSED LLAMA:
as what? otp? brotp? notp?

ROW UR BOAT:
but they're cute as an otp or a brotp

CONFUSED LLAMA:
rowan, i feel like you're high. could i have some?

ROW UR BOAT:
athena grace carpenter!

CONFUSED LLAMA:
im just kidding, mom.

ROW UR BOAT:
i like blake

CONFUSED LLAMA:
i know you do

ROW UR BOAT:
why tf am i shipping him and leo?

CONFUSED LLAMA:
you probably ship bleo as an otp bc you are thinking of their relationship and your relationship with blake.

ROW UR BOAT:
that did not make any sense whatsoever

CONFUSED LLAMA:
you are comparing bleo to you and blake.

CONFUSED LLAMA:
you want to connect to blake like the way leo connects to blake.

CONFUSED LLAMA:
its like you're jealous of leo

ROW UR BOAT:
but i've never met leo wtf

CONFUSED LLAMA:
that's all you care about?

CONFUSED LLAMA:
you care about not meeting leo

CONFUSED LLAMA:
girl, you need to connect with blake so you two can date and get married and i can be an aunt or godmother!

ROW UR BOAT:
woah ath, you're moving too fast.

CONFUSED LLAMA:
but i shipped you two since he got here.

CONFUSED LLAMA:
so get closer to him before he's taken.

ROW UR BOAT:
ok, got it.

ROW UR BOAT:
will you help me?

CONFUSED LLAMA:
always.