The Bob Duncan Experience

part 5

"so do you know where in vegas you're gonna get hitched?" pete asked.

"shit. i never thought about that" bob smacks his forehead.

"don't worry bbyboy im on it" dan says, pulling out his phone to search up where they would tie the knot.

"you should have a black veil brides themed wedding" evan says. bob gasps.

"can we dan? can we?" he pleads. one look at his crusty eyes and dirty mouth making a definitely uncute puppy dog face, and dan had to agree.

"thank you baby" bob smiles.

"anything for you" dan replies. dan searches online for wedding chapels in vegas. finally he finds the perfect one.

"viva las vegas wedding chapels" dan mumbles.

"huh?" pete questions.

"that's the perfect wedding chapel for us to get married in" dan elaborates, looking at bob. bob smiles, showing his ugly teeth that for some reason dan loves.

suddenly bob slams on the brakes.

"holy shit worms in a can of beans that giraffes eat with my mom" charlyze exclaims.

"is everyone alright?" bob asks, only concerned about dan but pretending to care about the others.

"yeah, everyone's good. why'd you stop" evan asks.

"there's some stupid idiot in the middle of the street!" bob exclaims.

"run them over" pete shrugs. dan gapes.

"that's considered a hit 'n run, which would be murder and that's frowned upon in modern society" dan very intelligently says. bob loves a smart man.

"27 days since that hit 'n run" evan whispers.

"can you let me in?!" the man in the middle of the street yells.

"jeez someone's demanding" bob mutters as he unlocks the vans doors. the man slides open the door and takes a seat. bob had never had more than 2 people in his van so having it almost filled to the brim was cool.

"lol thanks for letting me hitch a ride with you fam" the man says.

"np fam. im bob, this is my lover dan, that's pete, evan and charlyze" bob introduces. dan blushed when he called him his lover because bob was so romantic and flattering.

"well im chef gordon ramsay" the guy with the very wrinkly forehead replies.

"shit you can cook?" pete asks, mesmerized by the mans seemingly endless supply of forehead wrinkles.

"i can cook like no other boo" gordon winks.

"where are you heading gordon?" dan asks.

"my 5-star restaurant in vegas that no one knows the name of because it's so damn expensive" gordon answers.

"well it just so happens that we're heading to vegas for bobsled and danielle here to get hitched at some chapel" pete replies.

"i actually quite like those names" bob whispers to dan. dan nods in agreement.

"oh wow. congratulations" gordon grins.

"thanks. do you uh, wanna come to the wedding?" bob asks.

"omg yes" gordon squeals. pete smiles at him because he thinks gordon is cute.

"well, let's keep going to vegas" bob says. he starts the van up and keeps driving.

"can we stop at burger king? im hungry again" evan pipes up. bob sighs but takes the next exit off to go to burger king. dan quickly leans over and kisses bob on the cheek.

he takes like burnt rubber.

how adorable.

"let me tell you about the time i put 2 pieces of bread beside someone's head and called them an idiot sandwich" gordon chimes in.

hours 'till vegas: 7