The Bob Duncan Experience

part 10

"so you should probably plan more of your wedding since it's in like less than 2 hours" gerard advises.

nobody could believe that their long ass trip was almost over. this was the most fun any of them had ever had, and no one knew what would happen once it was over.

"well i think we should have lemonade mouth play while dan walks down the aisle alone to me" bob says.

"bitch who tf said dan could walk down the aisle alone? im walking his motherfucking ass down that shit" gerard pipes up. everyone coos at their budding friendship.

besties 4 eva.

"um i think i want a hawaiian themed wedding, not black veil brides..."dan trails off.

"that's fine" bob tells him with a smile. a very crusty smile.

"uh, guys, i think we need a bathroom break" pete pipes up, gesturing at evan who's bouncing up and down.

"here" bob grumbles, handing evan an empty water bottle.

"i can't pee in front of people, especially not a girl!" evan says, narrowing his eyes at charlyze. bruno's eyes widen and his jaw drops.

"that's a girl?! i thought you just had a feminine name!" he exclaims. charlyze rolls her eyes as she sighs.

happens every time.

"awkward" gordon mumbles.

"no but seriously pull over to a store so i can relieve my fucking bladder" evan deadpans. bob nods and takes the exit off the highway.

isn't it funny how there's always an exit when they need one?

funny.

"okay there's a hole in the ground because they're renovating the outside of this target, just do your business in there" gerard tells evan. evan nods and gets out of the car. he goes to the hole and does....his business.

suddenly a man runs up to him and shouts at him.

"get out of my hole you psycho!" he shouts. evan winces and holds up his hand for the man to wait for him to finish.

"i'll handle this" bruno says. he hops out of the van and marches up to the man.

"yeah u make me feel like" bruno sings "eye been locked out of heaven"

the man gasps, falling slightly in love.

"cause i would catch a grenade for ya" bruno continues.

the man was in a trance like state. bruno has so much power for such a small man.

"anyhow, what's your name?" bruno asks.

"calum hood" the man answers.

"gorgeous name" bruno nods.

"well thanks for letting me wiz here" evan says, patting calums shoulder. calum cringes. evan didn't wash his hands. bruno does a quick dance number to thank mr.hood.

"ill never forget u" calum sighs wistfully, wishing bruno could stay with him forever, even though he was going to have to clean that hole.

they were star crossed lovers.

bruno and evan rush into the van and bob drives off. in another world, bruno would stay behind and start a family with calum. and probably raise cattle too. but that just wasn't meant to be.

"vegas, here we come!" bob says in excitement. everyone starts jamming out to miranda cosgrove on one of the last hours of their long ass trip to vegas.

hours 'till vegas: 2