Lauren Jauregui Imagines |ABANDONED|

Lyric Text Pranks

Y/N Y/L/N was a YouTuber, her girlfriend was Lauren Jauregui of Fifth Harmony, and while her girlfriend was out of town for a performance with Marian Hill, Y/N decided that she'd give her viewers what they wanted and prank her girlfriend and the girls of Fifth Harmony.

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"Welcome, to my lair." I say, smirking at the camera. "You guys are stuck for the next....unforseen amount of time. Cue editing me putting the actual time." I say and smile. "So today, you guys wishes are coming true, I'm going to prank Fifth Harmony." I say and grab my phone, looking at the stupid ass text from Dinah which was just a big ass 'HOIIIII' because she's a fucking idiot that I love for some stupid reason. "So since Dinah's stupid, she's gonna be my first victim. This isn't going to be easy because my taste in music has been heavily influenced by my lovely goddess of a girlfriend and Dinah's always with her, and they're always jamming out to shit, so I'm gonna hit her with some Twenty One Pilots because I'm not sure if Dinah's cool enough to listen to them, so yeah. Ode To Sleep is her poison for today." I say before sending Dinah a quick 'dumb ass' text.

D: Hoi, your the dumbass.

Y: Learn grammar.

D: Hoi

Y: I wake up fine and dandy but then by the time I find it handy to rip my heart apart and start planning my crash landing

D: Are you texting me on a plane?

Y:I go up, up, up, up, up to the ceiling then I feel my soul start leaving like an old man's hair receding

D: Yo, Y/N, did you get into Lauren's stash again? I told you that shit's too strong for you

I laugh at that text and sigh.

"So she's just being Dinah. I'll go along with more and maybe do a reveal." I say to the camera and look at the next set of lyrics

Y: I'm pleading, please, oh please on my knees repeatedly asking why it's got to be like this  

D: wtf, Y/N/N. Talk to me, what's going on? Do I need to call Lauser?

I laugh at this response as well and decide to tell her that I've finally victimized her for my channel and ask her who I should prank next and what song I should use, but the only thing she says is that I should target Camila next, and an idea pops into my head as I pull up Camila and I's conversation.

"So next on my hit list is our little baby, Camila. And I'm going to hit her with some NF because she has no idea who he is. And the song I'm gonna use is How Could You Leave Us, just to make her think I'm still salty about her leaving the band. Which I'm not, but she doesn't know that, so I'll just start off with a little 'Hey Camzi' so she doesn't think shit's up." I say as I send the text to 

Camren Killer: Hey Camzi

Banana Queen: Whaddup Killa.

Camren Killer: You okay?

Banana Queen: Did you forget what you're under in my phone?"

Camren Killer: Oh, shit, right.

Camren Killer: But I have a question.

Banana Queen: Shoot.

Camren Killer: How could you leave us so unexpected?

Banana Queen: Is this about me leaving still?

Camren Killer: We were waiting.

Banana Queen: Who was waiting?

Camren Killer: We were waiting for you.

Banana Queen: You mean you and Y/B/F for dinner after the Jingle Ball? I told you I was sorry about that. Management had Rob escort me from the venue, straight home. I told you that. Remember?