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You are invited to the most extravagant, awesome, vavavavoom, coolest, and awaited celebration of all times. The most renowned chefs will be catering the event. Its packed with freebies,singing and lots of fun. Contact Luke with these authenticated codes: Luke 21:25-28 for infos about the time of the party. If he can't be reached try to look for these cool guys in the Bible Directory:
John, Mark and Matthew
They know a lot about the preparation for the party. Anyway, Registration is still open. Might as well invite your friends. Here are the requirements to get a once in a lifetime ticket to the Kingdom of Heaven, this is a limited offer so you better grab yourself a place because we won't have enough rooms for everybody: (Secret codes written for security purposes)
-A dedicated christian.
- John 3:3
-John 14:6
-Romans 10:9-10
-Must have a flaming fire of love for God.
-An avid fan of Jesus Christ, must be a certified follower. You'll be scanned by the guardians of the gates.
*TIPS: You'll get the VIP passes with the points that you can redeem through your Good Deeds and Accomplishments Card. Better enroll for it now to earn more points. Don't waste your time. The party's coming soon. Ask for your Discipler or Pastor for assistance on how to get one and further information. See Bible for better guidance and tips.
And here's the coolest part, the Host of the party will come pick you up himself! WOHOOOOO! Jesus will get to choose who's eligible to attend the party and get a chance to stay in the most exquisite and exclusive Kingdom of God where we could party all the time, celebrating the goodness of the respected and beloved CEO and landlord of the New Jerusalem Residence, GOD THE FATHER.
A majestic welcome party as well will be given to each one of us who will pass the requirements and will be given an invitation.
DISCLAIMER: Beware of the fake advertisements and tickets. Try not to get lost. There will be a lot of confusions down there because everyone wants to get a pass to this party. An app can be downloaded in BibleStore for a better description of the direction to the place of event where Jesus will meet you. The App is for free:
Book of Matthew. When asked for the password type: 7:13
We are hoping for a safe and blessed trip. By the way, keep the ticket sealed and protected. I already notified you, there's a lot of thieves just waiting right outside your door waiting for you to get distracted so they could take it away from you. Keep your guards on. Be alert. May God be with you. You can PM us your inquiries thru this address: God@HeavenAbove.com. Will be waiting for you in the Gates of Heaven.
-Guardians
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Been there, done that. Phew. But I already had enough of this world. I decided to find the right way that's why I'm here. Feling contented and happy, finally.
Have you ever wonder why do you keep on ignoring the fact that God is real? Because you're afraid to leave the people you get to know so much in this world. People you know who would leave you behind once you change into something good. You're afraid that once you open your eyes, you'll see that you've been wrong all these years. You're afraid to change and be mocked by the rest. You're afraid to grasp the truth in His words because you're having a hard time deciding wether to live the righteous way or to continue to live in sin and feed the happiness that feeds your flesh. You're thinking that you won't get to enjoy the freedom of life once you indulge yourself into something spiritual. HAHAHAHAHAHA. You're wrong, dude.
You ever heard the verse, "The truth will set you free"? You think you're free because you're in a democratic country? Well think again. Why don't you try to attend the Sunday service, join cellgroups, make friends with fellow Christians, join youth camps and revivals. And we'll talk about joy and pure happiness again afterwards. Lets compare the joy you feel everytime you get yourself drunk with tequilla and when you grind your body next to a girl/boy you're dancing with at a party to the joy you felel everytime you sing and dance for the Lord. God is not a party pooper, and will never be.
PRAISE GOD!!!!!!! :)
