AYYYE! 350 reads! You guys rock! (Group chat inspired by @notphychotic)
Dan POV: (After breakfast)
We're awkwardly sitting in the hotel room. It's too icy to go anywhere. I'm tweeting a thank you do everyone who could make it to our shows. Laura is writing in a light beige spiral mini notebook. I get a notification that a group chat was created between Kyle, Woody, Will, and I.
Kylesaurus: Hola Bitches
Lord Farquarson: Who created the group chat this time?
Wooden Shoe: I did
Kylesaurus: For the first time in forever...
Wooden Shoe: Stop.
Wooden Shoe: We don't care about your Disney singsong
Kylesaurus: Ouch
Lord Farquarson: Where's Dan?
Dance'mith: On a couch.
Kylesaurus: Wow.
Kylesaurus: Fucking Wow.
Wooden Shoe: Get off the couch, Daniel.
Dance'mith: And go where?
Lord Farquarson: Come up to the roof.
Dance'mith: Are you guys just on the roof texting each other.
Wooden Shoe: I'm not. I'm with Chrissy.
Kylesaurus: And you're not talking to her?
Wooden Shoe: She's staring at her phone as well.
Lord Farquarson: You people are hopeless.
Dance'mith: Wait... Why did you make the group chat?
Wooden Shoe: Idk
Dance'mith: Stop ignoring my question, Kyle/Will.
Kylesaurus: Yes
Lord Farquarson: So come up to the roof, Daniel.
Kylesaurus: And bring the smol human
Wooden Shoe: Did you actually just say smol
Kylesaurus: Yes.
Kylesaurus: Yes I did.
Wooden Shoe has left the group chat
Lord Farquarson: Well then
Dance'mith: I'm headed up. And bringing the human that's nearly as tall as Woody
Kylesaurus: That's not saying much.
Lord Farquarson: I'm screenshotting this and sending it to him.
Dance'mith: What's he gonna do? Headbutt a watermelon?
Kylesaurus has named the group chat "watermelon cronicles"
Dance'mith has named the group chat "Watermelon Chronicles"
Kylesaurus: You little english nerd
(I then tell Laura to put her coat on and we're going up to the roof.)
Lord Farquarson: At least he knows how to spell chronicles
Kylesaurus: Shut up.
Lord Farquarson: Why did you name it Watermelon Chronicles?
Kylesaurus: Idk. Why are you such a crusty snail?
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