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Dan POV, 5:45 PM:
Laura is getting ready to leave for Kyle and Janna's, and I'm sitting in the living room, my mind wandering between song ideas, responsibilities, and misc brain crap, like pointless trivia. (Which makes up about 3/5 of my brain, the other bits being films and other people's songs.) My phone buzzes from the couch cushion next to me. Ugh. It's the "BandNerds-BadSteelSquad-WilliamIsBetterThanY'all-DanAndTheSmiths" Group Chat. (We couldn't agree on a name, so we combined ideas, And I think we all know Dan And The Smiths is the best possible name)
Wooden Shoe: Hey nerds
Kylesaurus: Not again
Lord Farquarson has left the group chat
Wooden Shoe: Rude.
Kylesaurus has added Lord Farqurarson to the group chat.
Lord Farquarson: What?
Wooden Shoe: Get Dan.
Kylesaurus: SAY IT PROPERLY.
Wooden Shoe: *sighs heavily*
Wooden Shoe: Dance'mith
Dance'mith: You rang?
Lord Farquarson: Why have you gathered us here, today, Christopher?
Wooden Shoe: I just felt like bragging that I'm out of town and you lot are stuck in London.
Kylesaurus: So you restarted the group chat just to do so?
Wooden Shoe: Basically. It's called being better than you all.
Dance'mith: You cocky little shit...
Lord Farquarson: Can we at least change the chat name? It doesn't even fit in the frame.
Kylesaurus: I still stand for Bad Steel Squad
Wooden Shoe: Band Nerds. It tells who we are.
Lord Farquarson: But my original idea is the most accurate candidate.
Kylesaurus: I would go for Will's plan
Lord Farquarson: YES THANK YOU KYLE
Kylesaurus: IF
Lord Farquarson: Fuck
Kylesaurus: As long as we change one word
Wooden Shoe: I agree with Kyle. And it can't be changed to Kyle (If you want my supporting vote)
Dance'mith: Or Woody.
Lord Farquarson: I like this...
Wooden Shoe: Please?
Kylesaurus: We change 'Will' to 'Dan'.
Dance'mith: Wow, thanks mate.
Wooden Shoe: DYLE.
Kylesaurus: STOp
Dance'mith: NOOOOOOO
Lord Farquarson has changed the chat name to Dan Is Better Than Y'all
Dance'mith: Lovely.
Wooden Shoe has left the group chat
Lord Farquarson: One moment, please.
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Lost Dad: Dan Smith
Fanfic"Hello, Mr. Smith. We're calling about a child you had with..." Theres a pause, "Ashley Caraway." - "Laura, about your Dad... He wants to meet you."
