AU Sans X Reader one shots

Sans X Reader| To much fun

There was a reason why you were down in the underground, you didn't have some horrible sob story, you didn't just decide to climb a mountain and clumsily fell no, you were in here for a reason.

Back on the surface you were getting a bit to much to handle . You made a lot of people around you uncomfortable and you didn't stop instead you crossed the line...you were overly flirtatious .

You went so far as to flirt with the mayor and his wife which didn't end to well. You couldn't help yourself you just found it fun to see the look on peoples faces so you ended up running away since you pretty much angered the people in power but only for them to catch you and throw down a hole in mount ebott.

Can you believe those people?

You expected to die when you ended fell down and you we're at peace with that, you oullws of your biggest flirt and you regretted nothing but instead you survived and things lead to one thing or another.

You met a talking flower which you flirted with at first sight.

"Hey petals wanna plant some seeds together" you winked

You noted that while it was funny with the face he made you almost got yourself killed since immediately after that he tried to kill you but a nice goat lady saved you.

A few flirts later with her over the phone you left the ruins and came upon the skele bros. You were so amazed by the world you tell into and you never wanted to leave sans even told puns which you loved.

......

You lived with the skele bros for 3 years and despite your flirts still vlcared for you like you were their own sibling. You loved them to but you developed romantic feelings for sans.

You've tried wooing him but nothing work he only brushed it off but today you made sure to bring our all of your too flirts.

........Your POV.....

I was sitting on the couch formulating my plan on getting sans to fall for me, I smiled to myself and stood up heating for grillbys.

"Paps I'm heading to grillbys!"

"OKAY HUMAN TRY NOT TO FLIRT WITH EVERYONE WEVE BEEN GETTING ENOUGH COMPLAINTS"

"I can try but I can't promise anything" I smiled and closed the door behind me

I began walking through the snow on my way twoatds grillbys. I walked inside the warm restaurant to see sans sitting drinking his ketchup. I smiled and sat next to him.

He noticed my presence and waved.

"Hey kid what wind blew you in here?"

You giggled "I'm just here to hang out"

Grill by then came and I smirked

"Hey hot stuff" you smirked as Grill by flinched

"Sigh..its nice to see you yn what can I get for you*

"Waters good, but it can't cool the heat your giving me" I could see grill by was uncomfortable as he left and I proceeded to laugh

"I see your actually here to have your fun"

"What no, I am here to hang out after all how could I stay from one sexy bone such as yourself"

Sans laughs my flirt not affecting him and I frown a little.

"I'm a skeleton and you can only talk about one bone that's some weak affection kid" he says still drinking away

"I can be more specific If you want" I smile at him