AU Sans X Reader one shots

Sans X Reader|Wake up

Papyrus went out on a camping trip with Undybe for the weekened and asked if I could keep an eye on sams while he was gone. I didnt mind but I wasnt sure why...if anything I think dans is capable of handling himself, but the papyrus explains how sans hasnt been sleeping well the past few nights.

I then understood, so now im staying over at their house until further notice. I of course slept in the couch, I mean thats where I walays slept when I was in the undeground..nesides where else would I sleep?

I didnt want to intrude in papyrus room...and I didnt want to close the boundary between me and sans...besides his room was mess...although I did have a minor crush on the guy.

I was relaxing on the couch when I dtarted nodding off a bit. My nose was bothering me and tried scratching it only to wake up when something else touched my face.

I heard chuckling the turned to sans with a glare.

"What do you think your doing?"

"Creaming an eye on ya" he chuckled

I quickly wiped my face and checked the time.

"Sans its too late for your dumb pranks go to sleep"

"Aww come on y/n. Dont ya wanna stay up all night with me?" He says in a joking manner.

"Heh, tempting but ill have to decline, I value my sleep and I like me dreams"

"Why? Because you dream of me?" He chuckles as I sputter

"Heh, why dream when youve got the real thing right here" he said

".....your impossible"

"No im sans"he grins

"Go to sleep!!" I say annoyed and then he finally obliges

"Okay, okay, I was only kiddin with ya"

"I didn't know your jokes included flirts" i cross my arms

"Well you know, im a jack of all trades, I got more than puns up my sleeves" he says suggestively

"Just go to bed" i sigh and he heads to his room.

I look at his now closed door for a bit before going to sleep just to make sure, then I plop my head back on my pillow and fall asleep.

....

I woke up the next morning to see sans already up,strange. He was drinking hus ketchup yet looked really tired.

"Oh your awake" sans says as he noticed me

"Yeah..."

"Did ya sleep well?"

"I could ask the same about you" I told him.

"Heh, whaddya mean?"

"Those odd bags uner your eyesockets is what I mean"

Sans then let out a sigh and a sit up straight.

"Okay..youve got me" he said and turned to me.

"Ive been up all night...thinking about you" he smirks and just then I wacked him with my pillow and got off the couch so I can make breakfast.

Sans laughed as he took th pillow off his face.

"Your jokes arent funny" I tell him as i grab a pan. Just as i turned he was right in front of me.

"Who said I was joking?" He smirks.

A light blush appears on my face and i walk around him.

"Why dont you go take a nap." I suggest