Mild cursing ahead..."SANS IM HEADING OUT MAKE SURE YOU KEEP AM EYE ON Y/N."
"yeah whatever boss "
"IM SERIOUS SANS YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME" papyrus glared at him
Sans thought for a moment then inwardly groaned. "Yeah I got it"
"I SOMETIMES DONT GET YOU, YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BUT CANT EVEN CONTROL HER" he grumbled under his breath and left.
Sans let out a sigh and went back to watching TV. You were still asleep, with all the amount of energy you have when awake you sleep for hours like a log.
After a couple minutes you are down the stairs full speed.
"Sans!" you hugged him from behind startling him.
You laughed knowing you startled him.
"....finally up"
"I was up 15 minutes ago"
"what were you doing?"
"taking a bath"
You looked at what sans was watching then stood in front of him.
"hey let's go out today!"
"no"
"what? Why not?"
"cause you can't help yourself "
"hey, you make it seem like I'm uncontrollable"
"that's cause you are"
"I can control myself sans, come on let's go out!!""
You pulled on sans arm with so much energy in you.
"relax wontcha, are y'a trying to pull my arm off"
"then let's go!"
"can't I watch TV in peace?"
"ugh fine"
'I swear I love her but sometimes she like that small yellow sponge fucker' sans grunts in his head.
You went back upstairs only to come back down after a couple of moments only to go back up again then come down to the kitchen to eat.
After that you sat on the couch next to sans, and began messing with him in your little way whether it be pulling at his jacket cuddling under him or poking at his skull."What!" he grunted
"Your not being nice today"
"Yeah well your bothering me"
You left him alone and laid back on the couch resting your legs on his lap. Then you began to talk a lot. About meaningless stuff thus disturbing sans.
"Ya know what let's head out"
"Yes! I thought we never would!" you jumped off the couch getting your shoes.
"Maybe it'll walk off her energy, I swear I can't take this today"
....
Sans walked with you around snowdin while you practically jumped at everything running ahead of him or back.
The others monsters looked at you strangely and sans placed his hood over his head, most of that was because you sometimes startled them when passing by, mainly on purpose. No one has gotten used to this... No one. Well except Papyrus, but that's because he's papyrus, he's usually the one that does the startling.
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AU Sans X Reader one shots
RandomOne shots I can take requests but provide a plot please