My Secrets & Randomness III

Transgender, Gay

My family and I were watching a crime show [Indian crime show, of course. Proud to be Asian.] in which it shows a transgender, whose mother still loved him/her.

So my mom was all, "See? Whilst a father may not care about his child, a woman will love her child no matter who or what he/she is."

And I responded by saying, "So if I was guy, you'd still love me?"

She hesitated for a second, thinking about it, before answering with a, "Of course."

And I just glared at her and went, "No. That's the wrong answer, Mom. If, any day, I claim to be gay, the first thing you will do is torture me before disowning me. Please. I beg of you. If you ever did treat me the same, there'd be two people committing sins."

And then this gay kid came on TV, and my sister shrieked and said, "Ewww" EXTREMELY loudly before running out the room and screaming, "Oh my god, I could get infected by.. By his.. By his.. Oh god, I can't say the word, it's too vile!"

My mom and dad told her to calm down and said that whilst it was disgusting, she didn't need to do that but I just laughed hysterically. My brother would have joined in too but for the first time in a decade, he's actually ill so he couldn't.