My Secrets & Randomness III

I had a dream about Capri-Sun [Warning: RANT]

I'm legit having dreams about Capri-Suns. Like, literally. In the dream/nightmare, my father brought an eight pack Capri-Sun Orange, and two Capri-Sun Tropicals.

BUT I WAS PISSED BECAUSE ONE OF THE CAPRI-SUN TROPICALS WERE LIGHT WITH NO ADDED SUGAR, WHICH I HATE. So I went all Hulk and smashed the light Capri-Sun Tropical in the bathtub.

And then my father started yelling at me and then he forbade me from having any of the other Capri-Suns..

And then I woke up and cried once I remembered that Capri-Sun Oranges and Tropicals hasn't been in my kitchen for more than a fortnight now. I find it really funny that out of all the bad things in my life, not having Capri-Sun Tropical is the one that I weep about.

I'm actually livid with my father. HE FUCKING GOT CAPRI-SUN ORANGE LIGHT ONE DAY - WHICH, BTW, NO ONE FUCKING DRANK - AND NOWADAYS, HE GETS NOTHING BUT FUCKING CAPRI-SUN FRICKING BLACKCURRANT! LIKE, WHAT THE HELL, BLACKCURRANT IS THE MOST RUBBISH OUT OF THEM ALL, WHAT THE FUCK, FATHER

Once he comes downstairs, I am going to force him to go get some Capri-Sun Tropical for me.

This is all I care about in life: my mom, my best friends and Capri-Sun Orange and Tropical.