My Secrets & Randomness III

I'm a vampire

So you know that feeling when you have too much sour skittles or too much liquorice and then your throat starts hurting? Well, that's the feeling I'm experiencing except it's been going on for two days now. I'm not sure whether it's because of the fact that I haven't drunken blood in ages and I have to stay around humans, or because I started choking whilst having really spicy fish yesterday.

See, here's the thing: I do believe that humans can become vampires. Surely they can evolve to become ones, can't they?

Okay so say a human started drinking blood - vampirism - and then became so addicted to it that they couldn't have anything else. So obviously because they have to prey on humans, they'd start evolving and get super speed, super strength and everything else.

I do think it could happen. It'd benefit the world so much! See, look: because of having super speed, they wouldn't need to use cars. And then vampires wouldn't need to keep livestock which would stop a lot of methane from being released, because they can only have human blood. And obviously they wouldn't need to grow rice, which would also stop methane from releasing. And plus, there'd be a lot less humans in this world! BAM! Humans are no longer the cause for climate change. They won't be blamed anymore due to the awesomeness of vampires.

Honestly, someone become a vampire with me. Preferably Luna Waterstone because I'm sure she knows all about that stuff.