Jessie marrying Buzz instead of Woody was like Hermione marrying Ron instead of Harry. JESSIE AND WOODY WERE THE BEST COUPLE, IT WAS STUPID NOT TO PUT THEM TOGETHER!!
And also, my mom is pissing me off. Her and my brother can't stop reminding us that it's 1 month and a day till Kurt's 50th birthday. And then I can't help but spite her by reminding her that it's 10 weeks and 6 days until his death anniversary.
And then her and my brother start crying.
My mother is EXTREMELY religious but the only person that can compare to her love for God is Kurt.
The Order Of The People She Loves [I wrote Order of the Phoenix at first due to habit]:
1. Kurt 2. MEEEEEEE 3. Her Mother 4. My Sister 5. My Brother 6. Her Brother 7. Her Sister 8. Her Half-Sister 9. Her Niece 10. Her Father
And that's it. I mean, although I used to be irritated that a guy who committed suicide - which is what my mother despises most because killing yourself is defying God, and my mommy loves God - is higher on the list than me but recently, I've been starting to accept it more.. Maybe because she can never stop playing his songs.
My brother LOATHES music, absolutely despises it, but nooo, the band that I am supposed to be annoyed at is the only band he loves.
Okay, this reminded me. I have to update my proper list of the proper people that I proper like.
My Proper List Of The Proper People That I Proper Like: 1. REEEEEEMMMMUUSSSSSSS!! - If my mother can like Kurt more than me, I can like Remus more than her. Simple.
2. My Mother - I'm so satisfied with seeing her go down the list.
3. My Sister: At some points - and by that I mean, many many points - I question my decision to put her above my brother, but she fears me more than my brother fears me, and listens to me more so I'll put her here.
4. My Father: I love my daddy... That was not meant to sound dirty. It's actually really weird because I call my father only by, "Daddy" or "Father". When I'm talking specifically to him, I say Daddy, but when I'm referring to him in a conversation with someone else, I say Father. It's quite rare for me to call him Dad. And also, I only call my mom by, "Mother" or "Mom". I can't stand saying Mum, even if I do hate the Americans.
5. My Brother: I am already hating this list. My brother irritates me more than my sister - why is he on here? I would go into a whole rant about him but I can't be asked.
6. My Best Friend: Sierra_R_Longbottom can piss me off but nevertheless, I still love her. Platonically, of course. I mean, I know she has a bit of a crush on me because I'm too awesome - it would explain why she always SPAMEGHETTI'S me. She just wants my attention. I'm sorry, Sierra but I'm too busy with DivineKilljoy 's child Scorpius to bother with relationships.
7. HOW COULD I FORGET?! I WAS NEARLY GONNA PUBLISH THIS UNTIL I REMEMBERED: Harmony_G_Potter & Isobella_Riddle BECAUSE ISAH IS TOO AWESOME!!
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I've kinda ruined my wrist mark though. Shite.
OKAY I AM GOING, I NEED TO DEAL WITH MY MOM'S OBSESSION WITH KURT! I don't get it. She's been obsessed with the guy since 1987 when they first came but nooo, she hasn't got bored of him at all. OKIE, BYEEEE!!
