My Secrets & Randomness III

I'M IN LABOUR

I feel like I've been in labour for the whole day. Except instead of shooting a baby out the vagina, I feel like I'm doing it out my butt.

Sorry, I know this is extremely weird and that you don't need to hear this but I've been in pain for the whole day.

I was thinking that it was period cramps, which was highly unlikely because I've NEVER.. EVER got side effects during periods, and I told myself that it couldn't be cramps because I needed to go to the toilet.

And then I realised that I could just be having period shits. In my nearly 5 years of having periods, I've gotten period shits once. And that's one more than the other side effects, which I've never got.

The first time I had period shits was three years ago.

Okay, sorry, I shouldn't be discussing this with you guys.

It's just, because I'm so peculiar, I don't find anything wrong with talking about subjects like this.

But you guys probably do and I am most likely creeping you out. So I'm gonna go.

Bye.