My Secrets & Randomness III

ASKING THE GUY I WORSHIP FOR AN AUTOGRAPH

So basically, there's this guy I've been worshipping/stalking since Year 7, and my best friend [I nearly wrote sister then, idk why] suggested that on the last day of school, I ask him for a signed autograph.

And I'm going to force Harmony_G_Potter to actually ask for the autograph because she doesn't mind talking to random people, as she showed when she did the prank on John.

And if he thinks he's weird - then he's normal - and walks away, I'll get Isobella_Riddle to tackle him down [because she's strong] and stop him from going.

And Sierra_R_Longbottom will be just recording it all on her phone, probably laughing her ass off.

I WILL do this. I'll just get a mugshot of him when I'm stalking him on Friday after school near his car - yes, I've memorised his numberplate.

Sierra_R_Longbottom I should send him a Valentines card saying:

Oi, I don't really love you. But I worship and stalk you. Please give me an autograph. Signed one please.

Thanks.

P. S. Get Instagram and Twitter please. You're only on FaceBook and I need to see your beautiful face more. Thanks!!

Regards,
Uh, your stalker

SIERRA, I SHOULD ACTUALLY DO THIS! PLEZ HELP ME!!!