Harley Quinn x Reader

Great (42)

It's now 3 in the morning and you are still dealing with drunk idiots and whores. Why did I apply to be a bar tender. People just yelling at you left and right getting in you head. Today you were just getting pissed off more than usual.
"Hey bitch I need more over here". You snapped you head and saw a drunk guy snapping his fingers. This son of a bitch. You rolled your eyes and walked to him
"What do you need" you fake smiled
"More vodka hoe" the guy laughed. You took a deep breath and grabbed the vodka. You poured some in his cup.
"Hmmm thanks Baby" the guy said you then felt someone slapped your ass. That's it. You splashed some vodka in his eyes.
"What the fuck you bitch" he yelled as he wiped his eyes. You then hit the vodka bottle in the counter making it break and splash everywhere. You then grabbed a broken piece of glass and you forced that piece of glass in that guy's eye. Blood began to squirt out. You pulled out the piece of glass. You jumped on the person closest to you. You stabbed them with the glass in their throat multiple times. The voices in your head were not really helping. You felt someone grab you by the waist. You turned around and slit their throat. You could hear people screaming and running. You kept jumping on people and stabbing them.

After a good 30 mins the cops finally came. I wouldn't blame them the bar is hard to fined. As you were in the middle of stabbing someone in their face. The cops picked you up and threw you too the ground. You groaned and stood up.
"Now is that anyway to treat a lady" you laughed as you put your hand on your hip.
"Shut up" the cop yelled. Then they turned you around and cuffed you.

You were shoved in the GCPD.
"Jim!" The cop yelled. You then saw a man with brown hair pretty short run up too him.
"It's her" the cop said. Jim nodded and grabbed you arm and pushed you. You began to walk up the stairs that led you to a room. You sat down by the table.
"Now you guys don't know how to treat lady's" you smiled
"Shut up!" He yelled "where is he" Jim said. You looked at him in confusion
"Who" you raised your eyebrow.
"Don't play stupid with me!" You yelled as he slapped his hand on the table.
"I'm confused. Sorry Commissioner who?" You asked
"Ugh Joker. Where is here" he asked
"What the hell I don't know shit I've never met him I'm a bar tender"
"You were. Now your a psychopath killer" he smiled. You giggled.
"So you don't know Joker?" Jim asked.
"Yep" you smiled.
"Ok then why did you kill those people" he asked
"Well you know how ignort people are they just kept Pushing" you laughed. Jim looked at you in disgust.
"What come on Jim don't act like you haven't been in the dark places" you winked at him.
"Hope you have fun in Arkham" Jim smiled as he stood up and left. Great Arkham.

As you were walking down the halls of Arkham you saw some weird people. You were close to getting to your cell.
As you walked down you saw a girl with Red hair and greenish skin you looked on the side and saw her name. Poison Ivy. Not a bad name. You the saw a guy with a burned half face. Damn. His name was Two-Face. Not bad. You then saw a guy he looked normal but inside his cell was a bunch of question marks in green. Riddler. You then saw a little short guy. He looked like a penguin. His name was Penguin. Funny. You finally reached you cell. The guard opened the door. When you walked in you saw a girl. She had blonde hair with a pink blue faded tips and really pale skin with some cool tattoos. Why do I have share. You rolled your eyes and laid on your bed.
"Hey doll I'm Harely Quinn nice to meet ya! Who are you" she asked as she held out her hand.
"I'm going to bed" you said
"Aw come on your my cell buddy let's get to know each other you seem pretty cool" she giggled
"You don't even know me? how am I cool"
"Oh you don't know haha" she took a deep breath "honey you killed over 50 people with one piece of glass people are scared of ya" She laughed. "You know Mistah J would like you hun" she smiled. You smiled back.
"Thanks" you said
"I have a feeling we are gonna be really great friends"
"Yea me too" you smiled.

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A/N~ Hope you liked it sorry I haven't been posting school😒 Anyways I'm think about writing a Joker Story what do you think. If I do write one it probably won't be published anytime soon I have school and it's the 2nd semester so I'm really trying😓 Anyways tell me what you think about the Joker story idea.