BTS as your guy friends hearing about your crush Pt. 2 (Jimin, Jungkook)
j u n g k o o k
Jungkook: Y/N-ah, what's up with you and Kiwoo?
You: Kiwoo? What about him?
Why?
Jungkook: I overheard Namjoon-oppa saying that you and him would have children someday, judging by... judging by... his exact words were "the way Y/N drooled at Kiwoo".
You: What?
Kim Namjoon, I swear I'm going after you!
Jungkook: What? I don't get it, though.
You: Oh, Kookie, you really don't want to know about that kind of thing. It's scary, okay?
Jungkook: Kiwoo is scary? But Y/N-noona, he's so nice!
You: Yes, Kiwoo is very nice. But what Namjoon-oppa was suggesting is different. He wasn't suggesting that I would be si mad at him that I would spit at him, but that I'd drool for him.
Jungkook: Ah.
So my noona has a crush ;)
You: Jungkook-!
j i m i n
Jimin: Daesung, Daesung, DaeDaesungsung 🎵
You: PARK JIMIN.
Jimin: Daesung, Kim Daesung, Daesung, Kim Daesung.
You: I'm never going to tell you anything again. F**k this.
My repuatation has been tarnished.
Jimin: Oh no, it hasn't. We are going to get the guy.
You: Why would you want Daesung? yOu'rE GAy?
Jimin: Of course not! Why would I be gay for Daesung? Especially when such a wonderful being like Yoongi-hyung exists!
You: Oh well, I guess you get how I fell then. Tired af.
Let me go to sleep.
And I'll talk to you at school tomorrow.
Jimin: Left alone online again.
Is it a permanent curse?
