BTS as that Starbucks cashier who flirts with all the pretty girls (i.e. you)
J I M I N
You: Cute guy from Starbucks?
Starbucks guy: Me?
You: Yes, you.
Well, I guess it's you.
The one I got his number from at Starbucks today?
Starbucks guy: Yes, that's me!
Oh, so the cute guy is me?
Thank you!
You: For what???
Starbucks guy: Um, the compliment!
*blushing deeply next to the staff lockers looking at screen*
You: Oh.
Well, you're welcome ;)
Starbucks guy: So, why did you want my number?
Are you one of Jungkook's friends? The ones that always ask me to tell them about his schedule and ask for his number?
If you are, I'm sorry, but Jungkook specifically told me to stop telling girls stuff about him.
I'm really sorry. 😰
You: Oh my god 😂
I thought you were one of those tough, rough playboys that routinely flirt with everyone and anyone.
This is cool. 😂 And adorable.
Starbucks guy: *tomato-red* Ahahaha...
So... why?
You: Why do you think those girls wanted Jungkook-ssi's phone number?
Starbucks guy: Well, they said it was for homework...
You: Ah, darling, you're too good to be true. [hesitating because the devil is laughing at how gullible this muscular guy you met this morning is, but the angel is fangirling over the cuteness]
I just want to be friends.
So, what's your name?
Starbucks guy: Oh, jinjja? That's cool! I'd love to be your friend!
Hi, I'm Park Jimin :)
Nice to meet you.
You: :)
Park Jimin (Starbucks guy): So what's your name?
You: Oh, it's Y/N.
Nice to meet you too :) Park Jimin.
Park Jimin (Starbucks guy): ^_^
Yay! New friend achieved!
Sorry, I gotta go now, my next shift is in 15, see you around then, friend!
You: You'll definitely see me!
T A E H Y U N G
Unknown number: Hello!
Hello?
Is this Y/N?
You: Bwi? From Starbucks?
Unknown number: Naee.
You: Hi.
Bwi: Hi.
S E O K J I N
You: This is my number.
Prince Seokjin: Cool. I expect you at the party on Saturday.
You: Sure. Why is your contact saved as 'Prince Seokjin'?
Prince Seokjin: *flips hair behind counter* Because I am fabulous.
You: Good on you.
N A M J O O N
Namjoon: I'm so sorry for spilling coffee over you today!
You: lol, it's okay, Namjoon-ssi.
Namjoon: Next time you come by this branch, you gotta make me buy you one back.
You: Sure 😂
Namjoon: Sorry... I just realized how creepy I sound.
Oh god.
I'm sorry...
You: It's okay :)
Namjoon: LIke are you sURE? *blushing profusely*
You: Really.
If you really want to, you can treat me to coffee next time, kay?
Namjoon: When are you gonna be free? [slightly toned-down, still a tomato]
You: When's your next shift?
Namjoon: Uh, let's go on a day where I'm not working.
You: Wait, like a date?
Namjoon: Um...
Yeah.
Something like that :D
H O S E O K
You: Um... why did you leave your number on the my soy milk cup?? Are you part of some secret agency who wants to recruit me?? Or is someone trying to kill me?? Am I supposed to call you if I'm in danger?? Wait, if you want to recruit me, I have school Monday to Friday from 8 to 4.
Conspiracy possibility: If you want to call me when you're in danger, sure.
Sorry, I don't really know how to do this. Hyung told me to slip my number to girls that I think are pretty that I want to talk to...
You: oH.
So what's your name??
Conspiracy possibility: Hoseok. *slightly perplexed* [what am i supposed to do]
You: Hi Hoseok.
There. You like talking to me?
J U N G K O O K
You: Um... why do I have your number?
Unknown number: So you can call me whenever you want ;)
You: Oh, okay. What's your name?
Unknown number: Jungkook.
You: That sounds familiar. Are you the guy with the twitter account @ironbunnies?
ironbunnies: How the hell do you know that?
You: Jeon Jungkook, 19, Busan, your interests include dancing to girl group songs and your brother's name is Jeon Jeonghyun.
ironbunnies: Babygirl, I don't know if I should be creeped out or turned on.
I guess I'm glad that you took the time to dig up the info.
You: We've been in the same class for the last 4 years.
ironbunnies: That's impossible. D'you think I wouldn't recognize my classmates?
Wait. Unless... you're Y/N? The nerdy one with huge glasses and my halmeoni's fashion sense?
You: Yeah. Bye.
Y O O N G I
Suga: Roses are red, violets are blue, suga is sweet, so are you.
You: Not sugar?
Can you spell?
Suga: Better than you.
You: Maybe.
Suga: Next week, same place, same time.
You: Kay.
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A/N: Damn, so I just opened a belikelasagna blog on Tumblr, and I haven't used Tumblr in a verryyy long time, and the functions and stuff are really cool. I'm gonna take my time messing with the masterlist controls. :) xx, peace out.
