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You watching Hwarang (when Sooho's sister grabs Banryu's ass 😜)

T A E H Y U N G

You: OH MY GAWD WHAT
DID SHE JUST GRAB BANRYUS ASS
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
AT LEAST IT WASNT MINHO BUT
BANRYU-OPPAAAA

Taehyung: Hyung's ass was nice 😂
Thank god we didn't have to retake that.
More than a couple of times.

You: WHAT?!
MORE THAN ONCE?!
😭😭😭

Taehyung: Jagi, if you don't stop being so concerned with another man's ass, I will come punish you.

You: 😳

Y O O N G I

You: I swear, if that girl attempts to touch Banryu's butt again...

Yoongi: I don't care. Talk to Taehyung about it.

You: 🙄
Fine.
Don't blame me if I find his friend's ass better than yours and elope~

N A M J O O N

You: Did you know that your fans are measuring/calculating the parabola of Jimin's ass?

Namjoon: No?

You: Well, they should do that with this Jihan character.

Namjoon: Taehyung's friend in Hwarang?

You: The one who got grabbed by the ass by Minho's sister.

Namjoon: ...
Why do I know you?

J U N G K O O K

You: Oh my god 😂😂😂
Did you see that?

Jungkook: I can't unsee that 😂😂😂
Do you think hyung knows her well?

You: Let's go ask him to ask her if his butt felt nice.

Jungkook: 😏👌🏻😂😂😂

S E O K J I N

Seokjin: Are you watching Hwarang?

You: yeSSsss

Seokjin: Where are you up to?

You: The best parttttttt

Seokjin: Let me guess [spoiler alert] ... The part where Taehyung dies?

You: *gasps* YOU DID NOT JUST SPOIL HWARANG FOR ME KIM SEOKJIN
WHAT YOU LITTLE SELF ABSORBED THING
IM NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN
I was talking about that part where a very fine piece of ass was grabbed by a very pretty girl.

Seokjin: FINE PIECE OF ASS?
I LL SHOW YOU A FINE PIECE OF ASS
YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO COMPLIMENT OTHER PRETTY THINGS IN MY PRESENCE JAGI

You: OH I DARE YOU TO
YOU SPOILING PIECE OF SCUM

H O S E O K

Hoseok: Ewwwww she just grabbed a random guy's ass!

You: I knowwwww!!!
But they're going to get together in the end, right?

Hoseok: Let's hope soooo
They're going to be so cute together!

You: I can already see them being shyyy
Especially Banryu <3

Hoseok: So cuteeee

J I M I N

Jimin: My ass.
Look. At. My. Ass.

You: What is wrong with you creepy freaker?

Jimin: STahp staring at Do Jihan's ass please! It's disconcerting to see you replaying the same part over and over again!

You: You don't seem to have a problem with it when I'm looping your videos.

Jimin: Yes, because it's me!
I'm your boyfriend!
I'm your jagi!
You're only supposed to watch MY meme videos.
And Jungkook's too if I happen to be watching them!

 And Jungkook's too if I happen to be watching them!

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