BTS as your tutor
S E O K J I N
Jin: Y/N-ah, did you do the literature homework I set you yesterday?
You: If I tell you can you make me kimbab again? I want to try it with kimchi this time :) Please?
Jin: Aiya, I treat you too well.
You: Please, oppa.
Jin: Oh god, fine, you win, dongsaeng.
You: Love you <3
Jin: Know you do <3
You: And you love you too!
Jin: And you know it :)
N A M J O O N
Namjoon: Hi, kid.
You: Um, not a kid.
Namjoon: Sorry, I don't really know what to call you.
This is awkward.
I don't know really what to say either.
Now I've completely ruined it.
You: Calm it down a notch.
You can call me Y/N.
So who are you and why are you texting me at 2:34am in the morning?
Namjoon: Oh, right, sorry, uh, it's Kim Namjoon from 1-A and I'm supposed to be tutoring you in English, Maths and Physics from now on. Maybe Chemistry and Further Maths if you need it.
Why am I up so late? Uh, because I just usually try to sleep early but my endless thoughts sort of keep me from passing out until, like, 4?
But then why are you awake?
You: I'm awake at this ungodly hour because a friend in the US decided to Skype me about 4 hours ago.
Namjoon: Girls are weird.
I mean, um, no offense or anything, since you're a girl, but I just mean, like, I don't really think it's sensible to stay up for the sake of entertaining a friend's Skype call.
You: FYI, my friend's a guy.
Namjoon: Oh yeah, right, okay, that's great! It means not only girls are weird, boys are too!
You: How do you manage to stutter even when you're texting?
Namjoon: Um, I, uh, just manage to type out every single thought I'm thinking, including the pauses and stuttering I guess.
You: It's surprising that you don't make any typos.
Namjoon: Yeah! I'm glad you noticed, I kind of had to practice a lot to have some control over the speed I typed so I could balance the pace of my thoughts and the speed of my typing so I wouldn't get anything wrong.
You: You're welcome.
Namjoon: Thanks.
So, uh, do I now need to tutor you or anything?
You: Nah, it's fine. I'll call you when I need it.
Namjoon: Sure, any time. [nervous as hell and fingers sweating and pink hair falling into eyes]
[waiting for an answer]
[doesn't get one]
[okay]
- sometime next week -
You: You know that I'm only in 1-C because I didn't bother revising for the division test lasts year, right? So I got dumped into C.
