You: Who are you and what have you done with Min Yoongi?
Yoongi: Just wanted the first text to be meaningful.
You: Oh. Can I call you?
Yoongi: No.
You: That's more like the Min Yoongi I know.
H O S E O K
Hoseok: where are the punctuation buttons jagi
You: The # button at the bottom.
Hoseok: Ohhh. Ah, jagiyaaaa, I wanted my first text to be 'I love you' to you.
You: That's sweet :)
T A E H Y U N G
Taehyung: Heylo
You: Wassup? :)
Taehyung: That's so cool! Jagi, teach me how to do that.
You: What?
Taehyung: The smiley faceee Wait, I got it.
:) :)))))) ::))::)) :):):):):)
You: Stop wasting money, Taehyung.
Taehyung: Finee. :)
S E O K J I N
Seokjin: Don't forget, I left dinner in the fridge and there's money on the counter if you need anything.
You: Kim Seokjin has a phone?!
Seokjin: Have you never seen me call someone in the office?
You: But Kim Seokjin texts?!
Seokjin: Jagi...
You: Okay, alright. I'll eat all of your amazing leftovers and buy your groceries for you.
Seokjin: [feeling insulted] Well
You: Just kidding. Love you. I'll leave some for you when you get back.
Seokjin: :D
N A M J O O N
You: Come on, try it.
Namjoon: Y/N, I've been best friends with you for so long and I thought I would never fall for someone as dim as you are but I did, because of your amazing laugh and honest innocence that no one can compare to. I know that whatever happens, even if you reject me, I will still love you. Don't worry about destroying our friendship; I've already gone ahead and done that. Just kidding. Long live our friendship. But will you be my girlfriend?
[A/N: back when confessing over texts was cool...?]
You: ... Are you sure this was your first text?
Namjoon: Just wanted to make it special.
You: How long did it take?
Namjoon: 2 minutes and 57 seconds, because I'm still not used to the controls and I kept changing stuff. Answer the question.
You: You serious?
Namjoon: About this?
You: About the time.
Namjoon: Please just answer the question first.
You: Haha, no. I like seeing you flustered, even if it is over text.
Namjoon: Oh.
You: Yes, I'll be your girlfriend.
Namjoon: *nearly breaks his new impossible-to-break Nokia*
J I M I N
Jimin: This is so cool!
You: Did you seriously waste your first text on saying that texting was cool?
Jimin: Um, yeah, I guess so.
You: So... What is so amazing about texting?
Jimin: I can ask you stuff any time, anywhere.
You: Highly pointless. Unless you have something to ask?
Jimin: Oh, um, nothing. Yeah, no there's nothing to ask. What could I possibly ask, right?
[You're disappointed] You: I'm glad you decided to text me first.
Jimin: [Slamming hand on table; frustrated]
J U N G K O O K
Jungkook:
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You: How did you that?
Jungkook: If you can take photos, display photos and send texts, then it makes sense to be able to send photos. Miss me, jagiya?
You: Yeah, I guess.
Jungkook: I guess?
You: Yep.
A/N: Should I do a double update today (GMT+8)? Pleeeeease comment and vote and follow so I know people still care 😰🙏🏻
