BTS as an apple (I'm being random, sorry)
N A M J O O N
Namjoon: What happens when I get eaten? I suppose I wouldn't know... I'd be bitten to death.
You: *looks at apple*
Namjoon: Is that humanoid being going to eat me?
I suppose it is time to accept the end of my short apple life. Thank you, tree, for giving me life. And thank you, soil and my brother leaves, for providing me warmth and strength.
*spreads leaves out* I am ready to die.
S E O K J I N
Seokjin: Oh, look at me. I'm the prettiest apple I know! None of those peasant humans can afford me and so I get to be placed on a pedestal in their homes.
You [as another apple in a basket]: But you will rot.
Seokjin: No, I will not!
I suppose all apples do, though... No matter how pretty they were born. How unfair!
Peasant humans! You are allowed to eat me! And don't say you aren't tempted! I know how beautiful and sweet I am!
As long as I don't have to suffer growing old and becoming unwanted!
J I M I N
Jimin: How do the other apples have this nice waxy shine on their skin?
If it doesn't make their skin poisonous, I would like that too!
Just so I can look better for whomever eats me :)
*accidentally falling off the tree because he has become too heavy* *to the grass* Excuse me~ Sorry~
Y O O N G I
You: Oi. Why are you not growing big and shiny like everyone else?
Yoongi: *looking at you* [why is this human talking to me] [I am taking a break, feeling relaxed as I swing from my branch]
You: *plucks*
Yoongi: I hope I get reborn as a rock.
T A E H Y U N G
Taehyung: *falling off the tree* *rolls down hills and roads and rivers* *ends up dying of extensive bruises* [glad he was able to see the world before he died a happy apple]
H O S E O K
Hoseok: *the apple that is tossed around by children back and forth* Wheeee!
I hope they'll eat me after this game! It has been so fun with them. I wouldn't mind being eaten now!
[when a kid raises him to their mouth] Oh wait, no, no, no. Those white rocks in that hole are so sharp!
J U N G K O O K
You: *eats him*
Jungkook: *causes mayhem in his stomach, displeased with being eaten without warning*
