Group chat without your BTS crush Pt. 7
Taehyung
You: Is my Taehyungie eating well??? Guys?
Jungkook: Yes, Y/N-noona, he's eating well, stop asking.
Yoongi: I'm too lazy to mute this group but it's annoying.
You: You guys didn't tell him, right?
Namjoon: We've got more on our plates to worry about since we're on a tour, Y/N. Especially Taehyung.
You: Yes, yes, I know.
Seokjin: But don't worry, the boy's eating well. We're in America, of course we are eating well!
You: But y'all are dieting! You guys never eating well ;(
Jimin: It's for our own good, Y/N-noona.
You: Fine, fine. I know you guys love your dieting things.
Hoseok: But I'm with Bwi right now and he's talking about you.
You: Wait, what? Really? What did he say? Are you guys in the hotel room? Is it good or bad? You guys are in the same room?
Hoseok: Whoa, wait, calm down, Y/N-ah. He just mentioned you, I think.
You: What?! What did he say? Hoseok, come on, tell me.
Hoseok: Uh, I don't know.
Seokjin: He probably said something along the lines of missing you, Y/N. Don't think too much about it, okay?
You: How can I not?
Jungkook: OoH, DOes Y/N liKE TaeHYUngie?
Yoongi: I swear, if you guys don't shut up, I'll block all of you.
You: Oppa!
Yoongi: Ugh. Only because you call me oppa.
You: Oppa~ Jungkook, plez SHuT uP
Jungkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jimin: Oh my gawd.
Seokjin: My babies!
Namjoon: Wish you guys a long and stable relationship.
You: You guys are taking this way too far. I'm just asking about my best friend...
Yoongi: Yeah, right.
