BTS as your boyfriend when they're mad at you
S E O K J I N
Seokjin: Sure, Y/N. Sure, Jeonghan is prettier than me. I'm so glad you expressed your opinion.
You: Of course not, dear!
You're the handsomest man I know!
Jeonghan is just a pretty boy, okay?
Seokjin: Really? Are you sure?
You: Yes, yes, of course!
Who did you hear that from anyway?
Seokjin: Jimin overheard you talking with your makeup noonas about SEVENTEEN.
You: Ah, so Jimin ratted me out.
I'll be having a chat with that boy.
Seokjin:
J U N G K O O K
4pm
You: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Alright?
4:45pm
You: Jungkook?
5:16pm
You: Kookie, I'll buy you lamb skewers!
Jungkook: Fine.
T A E H Y U N G
Taehyung: Where are you?
You: Um... At home?
Taehyung: Stay there.
You: Look, I'm sorry about the doll.
Taehyung: He wasn't just any old doll!
Mr Lion has known me for longer than you have!
You're getting punished tonight.
You: 😳
- the day after -
You: I still think you're only mad to punish me 😒
Taehyung: Mr Lion was a respected friend, jagi.
J I M I N
Jimin: Jagiyaaaaaa!!!
Why didn't you reply my textssss???
I was trying to find you for dinner tonight! It's Valentine's Day!
You: Jiminie, I'm so sorry!
I've been sleeping!
Jimin: Did you forget about Valentine's Day?
You: [avoiding the question] I was sleeping in sick!
Jimin: Jagi! Really? Are you okay?
Why didn't you tell me this morning?
I'll be back soon, what medicine do I need to buy?
You: I just need your cuddles :)
Jimin: One serving of Jimin cuddles coming right up in 2 minutes.
1 minute-
45 seconds-
20 seconds-
Jagi, open the door!
N A M J O O N
Namjoon: Baby, what happened?
Did you bail on my dance practice yesterday? Were you sick?
You: Joonie, I left and I came back.
Namjoon: Yeah, and you basically were there for the first 5 minutes and the last 2 minutes. 😒
You: You know how I am with dancing, jagiya. It's really boring to watch 7 guys move weirdly to music, no matter how good that music is.
Namjoon: That's definitely not what you said when you watched J-Hope dance last week. 😒😒
