BTS when they are working too late
S E O K J I N
You: Jagi. Will you come home?
Jin: Sorry, not tonight.
You: But it's been so long since we've had dinner together...
Jin: I know, I'm so sorry...
I'll cook some time, okay?
You: Okay.
[ends up giving you a surprise candlelit dinner (because Jin always knows when to be back home for his jagi)]
T A E H Y U N G
Taehyung: Hi. This person will be at work for the next 5 hours. Please leave a message if you have anything you wish to confess.
You: ... That's not how pre-recorded usually go. But okay.
I guess I'll just have to eat with Eevee tonight.
Taehyung: Eevee the first or the second?
You: The second.
Taehyung: 😩 You know I like her more.
And I'm jealous of both of you!
Why do my favourite beings get to dine together while I slave away at this boring office?
You: Because you decided to not do any of the work for the meetings this week. Well, now you're gonna suffer.
Taehyugg: Jagi 😭
I'm sorry, can you let me come home to eat?
You: No. Not until you've finished the stuff for tomorrow's meeting, at least.
Taehyung: ☹️ Fine.
J I M I N
Jimin: Jagiya~ Mianhae, I can't come home for dinner tonight.
You: It's alright. I made jajangmyeon. We can eat it tomorrow, I guess.
Jimin: 😭 I'm so sorry, my jagiya!
I will try to be back as soon as possible!
But don't wait up for me! Try to get enough sleep!
You: Jiminie, it's okay 😊
Don't you have work to get back to? 😂
Jimin: Yes, I do!
Just take care of yourself, jagiya.
And know that I miss you ❤️
You: Miss you too 💕
H O S E O K
You: Yo, you still at practice?
Hoseok: Yesssss
You: Gonna come back?
Hoseok: Sorry, no, jagi.
I'm so sorry 😭
You: Well, then you better make it up to me and practice harder!
Hoseok: I will!
You: And ask Jimin to open the door, please!
Hoseok: Wait, you're here?!
Oh my god, jagi, thank you!!!!
You: Anything for you <3
Now hurry up before these tarts get cold.
N A M J O O N
You: Joonie, how's the song coming on?
Namjoon: Oh, it's fine. It's just we're still filming the episode for tomorrow's V-live because Jimin had a stomachache.
You: Gosh, is he okay?
Namjoon: He got diarrhea. It wasn't pretty.
But he's okay now.
You: So when are you coming home?
Namjoon: Don't wait up for me, jagi. It's already nearly 1am, you should go sleep.
You: Okay, then. Make sure Chim Chim is getting enough water back into his system.
Namjoon: *gasps* I'm so hurt you care more about Jiminie than me!
You: You know you care about Jiminie more anyway.
Namjoon: True.
Y O O N G I
You: Min Yoongi, you'd better tell me that you've eaten already.
Yoongi: It's 3am.
You: All the more reason.
Yoongi: Uh, I had ramen.
You: Oh, really? Who made it?
Yoongi: Me.
You: Oppa told me the pantry doesn't possess any dirty dishes. And he definitely didn't cook for you.
Yoongi: Jin-hyung sold me out again?
Woman, you are too intimidating for your own good.
I washed my own dishes, okay?
You: Yeah, and kumamons can fly.
Open the freaking studio door before I go ninja on it like last time. I hate it.
Yoongi: You hate my only hideout?
You: For being a hideout, yes.
Yoongi: It's unlocked, just come in.
You: I'm holding food!
Yoongi: Okay, okay. I'm coming.
J U N G K O O K
Jungkook: Jagi, how are you and our son doing?
You: Not so well. He wants his dad.
Jungkook: The boy's gotta learn how to be independent.
You: You want him to become a mommy's boy?
Yeah, because he definitely won't be the fetus that gets all the attention. I mean you.
Jungkook: Glad you understand ;)
