BTS as your guy friends hearing about your crush Pt. 3 (Jin, J-Hope)
s e o k j i n
Jin: *gasps* You have a crush? On a boy? WHEN YOU HAD SOMEBODY SO HAWT AS YOUR BEST FRIEND?!
You: Jin...
Jin: AND YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TELLING SAID HOT-BEST-FRIEND? WE'RE DONE, Y/N!
You: KIM SEOKJIN! I know you're handsome, but Suga-oppa is so freaking manly and cute at the same time <3
Jin: Him?! Manly? Compared to me?! I'm offended, Y/N-ah!
You: Ugh, you don't understand.
Jin: Maybe I do. But still.
You: True, though, I guess you are obsessed with Namjoon-oppa, right?
Jin: Am not!
You: You should have inserted *blushes* there. The Namjin ship is so sailing.
Jin: Well, I guess that ship name sounds okay...
You: Definitely.
Jin: Hey! You're going off-topic!
- You go offline -
Jin: Oi!
h o s e o k
You: Yo, oppa, can I come with you to the concert tonight? I heard someone bailed last minute.
Hoseok: Sure, gurl. Yeah, Mingyu called up sick.
You: Yes!
Hoseok: ?
You: Not because he's sick! Because I can go to the concert! Because I can go to the concert with you and Jungkook.
Hoseok: I sense something fishy... Oh man holy shit! You like Jungkook?!
You: Oppa...! Shut up!
Hoseok: Damnit. My best friend has a crush on my other best friend. *sighs* Now my occupation has gone from unemployed -> matchmaker. Cupid wings on, YES! I AM YOUR HOPE, YOUR ANGEL :D GET READY FOR A FULL-ON DATE WITH JUNGKOOKIE-AH!!!
You: Um, okay.
Hoseok: I can tell you want it ;) But, for this first time I'm still going to the concert. First, to make you guys less awkward, and secondly, this is a FREAKING GD CONCERT! Not going to miss it, not even for you, sorry bruh.
You: ... Great.
Hoseok: You should probably just ask him out.
You: Not happening.
Hoseok: Aw... I'll set you guys up somehow :) Trust your hope, okay?
You: Not sure I will. J-Hope, refrain from doing anything too drastic, okay?
Hoseok: Okay, fine, fine.
