BTS as your brother/you have a crush on his bandmates (requested) Pt. 1
t a e h y u n g
oppa: Get your butt up and come out, Y/N. I'm wasting fuel here 🙄.
You: I'm nearly done :)
oppa: Why are you dressing up anyway? It's just another senior party. You've been to tons of those before.
You: Yeah, but oppa's bandmates are going 😍
oppa: Wait, what? 😳
You: Uh... shit.
oppa: WHICH ONE IS IT Y/N, WHICH ONE IS IT???
Come on, you've got to tell me. I can tell them your bra size or something.
You: OPPA
oppa: What?
Okay, what if I could tell you if he likes you back or not?
You: Really??
I don't believe you 😒
oppa: Well, I know for sure there's one who does...
You: JINJJA? WHO IS IT?
oppa: You've to tell me first.
You: No!
oppa: That's the rules, sis.
You: Fine.
But you're not allowed to do anything about it, oppa.
oppa: Yeah, yeah.
You: It's Jimin oppa...
oppa: HAHAHAHAHA
You: What?
Does he like me back?
Oppa?
oppa: 😏 Not telling.
You: You're the worst oppa ever!
oppa: *gasps* I'm hurt!
j u n g k o o k
oppa: You must be kidding me.
You: What
oppa: Namjoon, seriously?
He's like, a bazillion years older than me.
And you're a baby.
You: No I'm not!
How did you know anyway?
oppa: You told Jimin.
You: He said he wouldn't tell!
oppa: Be careful, he might just tell Namjoon.
You: Ugh. Guys are so unreliable.
oppa: Yeah? Maybe you should've considered telling me first before hyung.
You: Uh, in what way would that be helpful?
oppa: I could have teased you a couple days earlier.
You: 🙄
I'm never having a crush on your friends again.
oppa: Good.
