BTS as your guy friends hearing about your crush Pt. 1 (Taehyung, Rapmonster, Suga)
t a e h y u n g
Taehyung: Y/N-ah.
Y/N.
Y/N.
You: What?
Taehyung: Jeonghan is coming to the party we're having later~ Do you wanna come?
You: Jinja? Really? Oh my god, reaally?
Taehyung: Yes ^_^ Of course.
You: Wait... Something seems fishy...
Taehyung: What? Nothing's fishy!
You: Why are you telling me whether or not Jeonghan is going to your party?
Taehyung: Crap. Got found out.
Um... I heard you had...
You: Ah, shitez.
Taehyung: ... A crush on him.
You: How did you know?!
Taehyung: Yeah, why didn't I know before, huh?
I thought I was your best guy friend! ;(
You: Aw, Taehyung, don't be like that. You're a guy! He's a guy! If I told you, all the guys would know!
Taehyung: Would not!
You: Would!
Taehyung: Would not!
You: Would!
Taehyung: You're just being sexist here.
You: Yeah, I am. Because girls don't sell girls out. But you're (un)fortunately not a girl!
Taehyung: Just kidding ;)
So, are you going to the party or not?
You: Yes! As long as you come and look for a dress with me at the new Forever 21 down the street!
Taehyung: What happened to your homework, girl? The stuff you cancelled for?
And you call me a girl-traitor? I shop for your pads, for God's sake!
You: Taehyungie-oppa, please?
Taehyung: Ugh, alright. I can't really resist being called oppa.
You: Gomawo, oppa! :))
Taehyung: Now get your ass to your front door before I get fined for parking here too long.
n a m j o o n
You: Namjooniee.
Namjoon: What?
You: Oppa-yah...
Namjoon: Oh, god.
You: Could you please buy that makeup we saw through the window in the Avenue?
Namjoon: What you usin' it for?
To impress dear Jimin?
You: 😳
No! 😩 How did you find out?
Namjoon: It's pretty obvious when you stare at him from behind in Maths.
You: Gosh, you noticed?
Namjoon: I'm not your best friend for nothing, Y/N.
You: I'm still so embarrassed!
Namjoon: *snorts* Don't be.
Remember that time I was head over heels for Minha? Thanks for stopping her from molesting me in the end 😂 I thought it was my charming personality that impressed her.
You: Um, not when she heard about your dick size.
Namjoon: I did not need to know that.
Wait, what? How did our school's female population get to know about my dick size?
You: I think your sister let out some news accidentally...
Namjoon: Minji...
You: Oh, don't be so harsh on her.
Namjoon: So? Are we still getting your Kylie Lip Kit or not?
You: Oh my god, right! I nearly forgot!
Thanks, Joonie ;)
Namjoon: What are best friends for, right?
y o o n g i
Yoongi: Mission abort! I said, mission abort!
You: What?
Yoongi: Jungkook, be careful of Kyungmin! He's gotten out of the alley!
You: Kyungmin? Why's he in an alley?
Yoongi: Shoot, Y/N. You weren't supposed to see this.
You: Min Yoongi! You better tell me everything that's going on now or I'll make it my personal mission to kill you when we're back at school after the holidays.
Yoongi: It's nothing, Y/N.
You: I know where you live.
Yoongi: Alright, fine, fine. Jungkook and I were just trying to teach him a lesson for not opening the door for you yesterday.
You: Kyungmin? But why should he open the door for me? Yoongi, what?
Yoongi: You like him, right? Any man should open the door for girls that like them!
You: Yoongi-oppa...
Yoongi: ... Mianhae, Y/N-ah. 😰
You: You're forgiven.
But please stop terrorizing my boyfriends or potential boyfriends.
Yoongi: But they!
They're not allowed to like you without our permission!
You: Please?
Yoongi: Fine, you win.
Can I sleep now? I've been chasing after that Kyungmin guy the whole day.
You: I'm willing to bet that he won't be at school tomorrow. In fact, he may be moving out of Korea.
Yoongi: Not my business.
